Gifts
You are traveling from far and wide to come to our party and celebrate with us. That is all the gift we want so we really would prefer if you don't worry about giving us anything beyond your presence.
In case you really really want to and are planning to buy us something for the new flat, please don't or we'll have to get a bigger flat as we have about 250% more stuff than we need already (so much so that every now and then we have to invite our lovely friend Ana Isabel around to solve our storage problem by breaking some plates).
So instead, if you really must, you can contribute to our "art fund". You can do that by sending money via PayPal: sararsp@gmail.com [note from Giles: Sara, shoes are *not* art] or giles@giles.net. Or you can do it Italian-style by handing us an envelope stuffed with untraceable banknotes at the wedding :-)
But again, please don't!
Also, please ignore the junk below, we can't work out how to get rid of it on this useless website builder.