Maid of Honor
Allie's sister (jk we're not related). The MK to my A, the PR to my 4E, the Joel to my Benji, my ID overlap silhouette twin, my best friend in the whole world, and everything I aspire to be. Words cannot adequately describe how much I treasure having you by my side every single day, coasts or mere blocks apart -- you have always been next to my heart. Thank you for dealing with (and often participating in) every modicum of shenanigans that we've experienced in this journey through life together (hashtag thx Sauv B always) - all with your glorious smile in tact. I love you beyond words <3
Best Man
My main man love (AKA 123fat AKA TheLarKnight) The most humble and humorous man to waddle on this world and one I've ever had the pleasure of calling a friend. A man I have always held hands with in friendship, finally helps me to take the big step in helping join hands with my true love of my life, Allie. From the endless evenings of ripping on snow-filled nights in my parents guest bedroom, to countless nights exchanging "I love yous" during phone calls
Bridesmaid
Allie's college roomie/human (forever "megandal"); my Lyon Hall peach iced tea and skittles vodka gal, my Muriel, my partner in frog, my shark in the water copilot, my 4eva best gnomie. If you know Allie, you know she loves her MegO'riah more than words. Tilt back in your rocking chairs and raise ya glass lemonade pitchers to this manife$ted de$tini friendship that I will never take for granted. This gal is the best of the best. Consider me grate-ful that imma be gettin mah Q on witchu 4 lyf.
Groomsman
Bridesmaid
Allie's college bestie - and pink meat hoagie anthropological amiga, turned krumpet kween of the UK. We've danza kuduro'd until the sun came up, investigated ghosts in revolutionary cemeteries, and eaten more AM pizzas than anyone should in a lifetime - and I wouldn't change a thing. Thank you for letting me be there when you bought your first kitchen knife and for letting me adore your clementine cherub the same amount I adore you. One day we're friends forever, next day we're -- ACTUALLY STILL FRIENDS FOREVER and I will always remind you that the wands on the streets are dangerous.
Groomsman
Bridesman
Allie's work bestie from NYC - and primatological soulmate. We once locked muffin pistols across a fluorescent lit midtown Manhattan office and you were part of my world. From Brooklyn rooftops ridden with long nights of Brit, to burning incense while roaming the entirety of the east coast, and every absurd vocal intonation along the way, no one makes Allie laugh like this one. Forever traipsing through life as animatronic ducks doing a B&W flapper 2-step. No moon spell could've prepared me for this friendship and I am so thankful.
Groomsman
Ring Bearer
Allie's nephew/ buddy/ lil man; It is my absolute honor to be a first-time Auntie to this bright little boy. Please take a moment to admire this cherub of perfection and the first new generation of the Kwasnik/Tiffany name, as he graces us with our wedding bands. Thank you for being the king of smiles and for always loving my weird auntie corndog/bbq meetz/obscure fruit/shrimp chip snacks. I'm sorry we can't have more fuh-fuhs at the wedding for you but you make our world go round -- so YOU, Wesley, are the Kwazneen fuh-fuh.
Flower Girl
Officiant