Matron of Honor
Stephanie's best friend of over 25 years, her favorite travel partner, greatest confidant, and fellow Food Network connoisseur - Stephanie truly can't imagine her life without her
Best Man
Amateur golfer, professional Rubix cube solver. Since high school and unbeknownst to him, he's carried the burden of serving as Joe's moral compass - simply an A+ human being
Bridesmaid
Forever Stephanie's cool big sister, find her at the center of the dance floor when "Poison" comes on. The life of the party, with a big heart to match. Also, Valentina and Boston's mom!
Groomsman
The Meat Tree. The White Sox Cowboy. Chaz Dingleberry. Many aliases, but only one Dimitri (oh yeah, and the other half of the shotgun duo)
Bridesmaid
Also forever Stephanie's cool big sister, the best person to belly-laugh and eat charcuterie with. You can't ask for a better listener when life's got ya down
Groomsman
Brother Rice brother. If you were ever curious where GQ gets fashion advice and Usher gets his dance moves, look no further.
Bridesmaid
Stephanie's high school friend turned sister-in-law, and mom to Nolan T. Stay tuned for Steph and Adriana's reenactment of their 9th grade dance routine to "Yeah!" by Usher. Stephanie still can't believe her brother scored the coolest wife ever.
Groomsman
Although he has no shame in fleecing anyone at the card table, T will always have your back and be there to support you. The brother of the bride any groom would be lucky to have
Bridesmaid
Joe's amazing, big-hearted sister. The best person to reassure you that everything is going to work out the way it's supposed to. Consistently supports a "treat yourself" moment
Groomsman
Not only Joe's brother-in-law, but also one of the few people who undoubtedly watches more college football than he does. A coach's work is never done!
Bridesmaid
A.K.A. Merg - Stephanie's middle school friend turned college roommate turned forever bestie. The best gal to have in your corner, to accompany you to a barre class, discuss the latest Bravo shows, and cheer on the Pitt Panthers with.
Groomsman
Joe's fellow Troy boy and food connoisseur. Dayton roommate. Brotherhood member. Fantasy basketball co-manager. If you have an opening to play a Top 50 golf course, he is your man.
Bridesmaid
A.K.A. Tiba - Stephanie's high school friend slash college roommate, enthusiastic about literally everything, and lights up a room with her humor. The best person to call for reassurance about even the most trivial things.
Groomsman
Joe's first Dayton friend. Brotherhood member. Easily the better of Joe's two College St roommates. Not a better person to have around if you want to better yourself.
Bridesmaid
Stephanie's bestie from Pitt Business, turned postgrad roomie for several years. Favorite past times include watching awful TLC shows, the "tequila" song, and endless trips to Shady Grove. The ideal girls night in partner.
Groomsman
Yet another one of Joe's Dayton friends and Brotherhood members, Eric is everyone's favorite hater to love....but I suppose being a Detroit sports fan all your life will do that to you.
Bridesmaid
Stephanie's childhood best friend, expert napper, once wrote a poem about the good vibes at Steph's parents house, oh and she's also a full blown doctor
Groomsman
The other one of Joe's College St roommates, Mitch has done an awesome job making Joe appear smarter and funnier than he actually is. Jokes aside, I suppose he is "one of the nicest people you'll ever meet"
Bridesmaid
Steph's best friend from her first accounting job, would take a bullet for Taylor Swift, crafty, thoughtful, and world-class baker. While Kay and Steph stopped running around the Southside several years ago, those years will always have a special place in their hearts.
Groomsman
Ross is Joe's favorite Yinzer and effective roommate despite his name not being on the lease, but that's probably because we'd have a hard time figuring out which of his pseudonyms to choose (Ricky/Randy/Rusty).
Junior Bridesmaid
Stephanie's niece, expert cheerleader, most likely to be seen in Lululemon or on your fyp. She's probably cooler than you, sorry, I don't make the rules.
Junior Groomsman
Stephanie's nephew, and dual-threat athlete with the skills of Kyrie Irving and Randy Moss combined into one
Ring Bearer
Stephanie's nephew and godson and the sweetest little boy you will ever meet. Idols include Daniel Tiger and Thomas the Tank Engine. Watch out for your black beans when this kid is around, and don't let things get "too loud!"