
Rocky on the boat back from the ruins.

In Mexico, they have an all you can drink special when you rent a beach chair.

The double rainbow we might have gotten engaged under. Mayan pyramid not featured.

I was carrying that ring around for weeks!

Not actually the result of all you can drink tequila.

Jamie with the sloth. This is like someone's family business rescuing weird animals.

Jamie and Rocky with the parrot.

The monkeys climb on your head and try and steal your wallet.

The Aguti is like a giant indigenous rat! So awesome.

Philbert in his natural habitat, not long after we expanded to the third room.

Rocky's birthday with Philbert and donuts.

Not so long after we got the new bedroom.

Our third room sprang fully formed from the closet because I had been collecting the furniture for five years.

Agent Cooper and Diane as seen on the new Twin Peaks.

Rocky actually got a pink robe so she looks like Diane in the final scene.

Bob and Laura Palmer are both yellow floating orbs in the new Twin Peaks season.

We projected the image of Bob and Laura Palmer onto the balloons and traced it with marker.

This was our Halloween costume for going to see Beach House at the Fox, but they made us check our ballons at the door!

There was a half baked plan to propose by secretly buying a car, but that proved unrealistic. Us driving the new car off the lot.

Jamie's 40th birthday in the forest outside Orr Hot Springs.

Rocky in the redwoods outside Orr Hot Springs.

Rocky floats on a unicorn through the waterfall cave at Natural Bridges in Angels Camp.

That time when Tati introduced us to Adult. and we tried to play it cool.

Rocky and I would famously tag team DJ at our parties. She got really good by the end!

Rocky and I trading off on picking songs and doing tricks.

Jamie and Matthew as Daft Punk one of the more recent Halloweens.

Alan Watt's private library. Watch out or your foot will go through the boards though.

We snuck into Alan Watt's living room. It's got a piano embedded in the wall and that great circle window. You should see the bathroom.

Alan Watt's wife's famous lily garden. Still flourishing beneath the ruins.

Rocky and Jamie sneaking around Druid Heights.

These are probably part of the two-way mirror infinity set ups the one house had in the forior.

There was a little schoolhouse in the middle of the compound with books on 18th century labor economics.

One of the dudes was famous as a set designer. He apparently sold these crazy infinity mirror tchotchkies with Albert Einstein, the BART and a space aged version of the Marin Civic Center.

This was originally Neil Young's tour bus, repurposed as a rustic cabin living room - with cable!

Our Scooby Doo adventure into famed poet Elsa Gidow's bathroom / library.

If you want to build a hippy commune, you need to have how to books on everything, including making presentations before the House Committee on Un-American Activities. There was an actual manual.

Elsa Gidow's treehouse hot tub. Site of many late night parties with people like Neil Young and Joni Mitchell apparently.

Jamie on Elsa Gidow's couch. She's a famous lesbian, poet, activist from the 70's.

These places are unreal. Everything is handmade and there's a tree staircase to the second floor growing through the living room.

Elsa Gidow's hand embroidered wallpaper. Everything in the house is handmade including the trim and the doorknobs.

Jamie and Rocky having a picnic outside George Clooneys house to protest the Hillary Clinton fundraiser in 2016.

Rocky at the Women's March. Not featured: Our matching Kurt and Courtney handmade, screen printed shirts.

The Bernie rally at the site of the Obama Rally in Oakland. He filled the place!

Jamie and Rocky meeting Bernie on Mission St. outside the 24th St. BART when he was on his small business walk. We know people, so we got invited.

In the cab on the way to the one tourist thing we saw in Buenos Aires.

The only restaurant we ate at in Buenos Aires. They don't bring your check, because they don't want to seem rude.

The famous old tombs in Buenos Aires. Where we were going in the car.

Jamie and Rocky's "illegal drug smuggling" mission to Argentina. We had to deliver some horse meds because they were too expensive to ship. We found out the day before and were there for 24 hours.

First night in the new expanded bedroom. Having a living room in San Francisco is still a comical luxury.

Neighborhood fireworks celebrating our anniversary on Rocky's first night in the house, Fourth of July, 2015.

Our house. It's from 1906 and has a stained glass window, so that's cool.

Rocky opening the doors for the great unveiling.

It took forever for Nick to move out! Day one in our expanded apartment within an apartment.

Jamie doing his best Radiohead "Kid A" impression. Rocky Mountain National Park, 2014.

Jamie and Rocky with the Elks, or whatever.

Jamie and Rocky at The Overlook Hotel" home of The Shining.

The inspiration for The Overlook Hotel in The Shining.

Marin Civic Center is amazing and among the last of the Frank Lloyd Wright buildings. He died while they were making it and it was finished by his assistants, I think.

Rocky and Jamie looking cute at the Marin Civic Center.

That's actually a big radio transmitter in the tour of the spire. Not sure if there's a station anymore.

The Marin Civic Center. Home of George Lucas' THX-1138 and Keanu Reeves in Gattica.

Jamie and Rocky at the first Shine On at Public Works. We did an indiepop night for a few years before we realized being nerds for 80's music was way too niche.

Rocky and Jamie winning the jackpot on the cruise.

Rocky is secretly really good at counting cards, but Jamie has the magic touch on the slots.

We recouped almost all the money we lost at blackjack.

Part of the ongoing "We win" theme.

Jamie and Rocky appear twice in the same panorama on our first cruise of the Caribbean.

Rocky being cute at our first Christmas in Miami.

She got a red 60's bike, but I had to present it over photos, because you obviously can't take a bike on the plane.

Still cute.

Rocky and Jamie at the top of Angel Island.

This might be our first camping trip, aside from spending the night next to the reservoir where we both got tickets for skinny dipping.

I'm not sure if this is our first date or our third date, but it's us at a formal dance with all the local rock stars doing 50's covers.

Still pretty cute!

I got my pants tailored for the occasion, not that you can tell.