Elaine was tired of dating. Tired of dating apps. Tired of wasting time with scrubs. Tired of unsolicited inappropriate pictures. Tired of folks who didn't know what they wanted. Tired of people who are not what they say they are. She was so tired that she decided to troll all of them. She began to ask nonsensical questions, send quirky inquiries, and made odd comments to anyone who looked foolish in their photos. One day, she came across Daniel's profile and wasn't sure what to make of it. It was very thorough. She couldn't decide whether to swipe left or right. Her friend, Katarina, even tried to convince her to swipe right by zooming in on Daniel's thighs in one of his photos on a hike. But alas, still undecided, Elaine just closed the app. Let's just say Elaine had a height requirement that Daniel did not meet. Days later, Daniel's profile popped up again on the dating app. She asked a silly question about one of his photos as a joke. She asked "Hi there! What is that plant you're working on in your last picture?" because she thought he had a strange pose squatting next to a tree. He responded, "Hi Elaine! Nice to meet you. It's called a Spice Zee Nectaplum. Mostly nectarine. Part plum. It's in a little orchard I planted at my parent's house." Little did Elaine know, her non-serious question turned into something very serious. Little did Daniel know, those first messages in March 2022 were the beginning of something special...