Man of Honor/Brother of the bride
He's right; you're wrong. End of story.
Best Man
Can eat 5 whole cucumbers in one sitting. Became twitter famous off using B-Roe's name.
Woman of Honor
Will cuss you out while telling you how pretty you are in the same sentence. Can be seen winning Buffalo's chicken wing contest in the cutest dress and heels.
Best Man
A randy teacher, husband. 2X winner of Guisseppe's pizza eating competition.
Bridesmaid/Sister of the groom
Dad's favorite. Do not recommend playing Secret Hitler with her and Brian at the same table.
Best Man
The voice of an angel. Chris Farley perished so Mitchell could thrive.
Bridesmaid/Sister of the groom
Mom's favorite with dry humor so good it's like The Office vs. Friends. We don't need a laugh track.
Groomsman/Brother-in-law
Can be found checking the expiration dates on items in his in-law's fridge.
Bridesmaid
A silent assassin, but with Tito's & Soda becomes an actual assassin.
Groomsman
The calming presence of our friends chaos. Trained through therapeutically attending Phish & Dave Matthew's concerts.
Bridesmaid
Either at EY or at the club. There's no in-between. Full send 100% of the time.
Groomsman
The most normal one here. Carries the slack for some of these jabroni's.
Bridesmaid
Better known as "AC" or the friend who never says no. Especially with a bottle of Cab Sauv.
Groomsman
Was on Auburn, NY's top 20 Hip-Hop Artists in 2010. The only guy we turn to for logical decision making.
Bridesmaid
She's easy, breezy, beautiful. And always in charge of all the plans.
Groomsman
Best available bachelor at this wedding. Claims he doesn't use product in his hair.
Bridesmaid
Acts uninformed but is indeed informed. The ride-or-die that will take vent sessions to the grave.
Groomsman
The only person that instantly makes Brian's day happier just by smiling. Also a road snack savant.
Bridesmaid
Expect an increase in serotonin around Colleen. She's your business girl by day, your go-to therapist by night.
Groomsman
Viewer's discretion advised.
Bridesmaid
Done through beautiful and brains, she turned Jman from a randy teacher to a randy husband.
Groomsman
Begged by his new brother in-law Mitch to put him here. Also had a deadly step-back jumper.