Best Man
Matt is a proud father of six: sweet baby Ava plus his five Weber grills. With his affection already spread so thin, I feel lucky that he's been such a great brother and friend through the years. He is an excellent partner on the Kubb field, a gracious loser on the pool table, and a legendary best-man-speech-giver on the stage (or at least, we hope so).
Groomsman
Andrew is a big fixture of our lives in Boston, making daily unannounced visits to our apartment. He is a savvy travel partner, steadfast bar trivia teammate, and shameless consumer of canned beans in very large quantities. He wrote a 5-minute standup routine and may perform during reception! He also loses consistently to Allison in the NYT Spelling Bee.
Groomsman
A fellow Hoos fan and KS critic (if you know, you know), Andy and I go way back to the first-year SEED consulting club at UVA. He has many great qualities (I'll think of them later) but one serious vice: he is the world's slowest board game player. Fellow Basye adventurer, Wydown superfan, and Pandemic Pod member.
Groomsman & Officiant
Aydin is a fellow survivor of the ill-fated Grand Canyon run and countless other foolish adventures. He is also a trivia savant, marathon training buddy, perpetual last-place loser in Bohnanza, and Pandemic Pod member. He recently flew from DC to Boston to run 35 miles with <12 hours notice, exhibiting strong loyalty but poor judgment.
Groomsman
Co-founder of the Patagonia Big Eaters Club, Ben regularly packs in 4,000+ calories per day. The wedding venue has been warned. Master of the Ooni pizza oven, shockingly chatty running partner, and most-improved darts player (still has never won).
Groomsman
The matchmaker who introduced me to Allison, Evan was the OG Atlanta roommate and partner in crime on the Ormsby's pool tables. I taught him everything he knows about music (poor guy hadn't heard of Supertramp), and it's been amazing to watch him grow.
Groomsman
A budding friendship really took off when Jake graciously asked me to drive him 6 hours from DC to NC for his COVID vaccine. An avid fan of cake pops and mini Heineken kegs, Jake revealed some questionable preferences on the trip but effectively debated the merits of swamps vs. bogs vs. fens. Board game extraordinaire, patient tennis instructor, and Pandemic Pod member.
Groomsman
Louis and I go way back to Spanish-language nerd camp in high school. As my first-year college roommate and apartment-mate for several years thereafter, Louis had a front-row seat to my struggles learning to "adult" (ask him for stories). Louis is a deeply loyal friend, and has a hidden talent: he can do the splits. Request this on the dance floor!
Groomsman
Living with Mike in college entailed many adventures: hosting Spookzillapalooza Halloween parties, supporting me through a Subway eating competition (2 footlong subs in ~8 minutes), driving 28 hours round trip for a one-day Mardi Gras outing. None of these were healthy, but all were very fun. Like Louis, Mike can do the splits.
Maid of Honor
My sweet older sister! I wrote my college essay about how I persevered through Regina yelling at me during lacrosse practice. I did not get into my top choice schools.
Maid of Honor
As a fellow middle child, Sarah is no stranger to angst. However, she channels this positively into her daily work as president of the Twilight Fan Club (TFC) and captain of #TeamJacob!
Maid of Honor
Jennifer aka Moony Moony Buttcheeks aka Lil Spice aka Miss Sizzlin' aka Jeb has been my sister and arch nemesis since 1999.
Bridesmaid
Caroline and I met when we were 7, and I told her a ghost story so scary she cried. The rest is history.
Bridesmaid
Olivia and I have been thick as thieves since about 2011. Therefore, you can trust me when I say if you are looking to strike up a conversation with Olivia, definitely ask her about Ed Sheeran or Andy Grammer. She is a total mega fan!!
Bridesmaid
Katie and I met during orientation for our first ever #corporate job in 2016. My first impression of Katie: "Wow I could really see myself being friends with her!" Katie's first impression of me: "Why is that girl wearing a man's dress shirt?"
Bridesmaid
My soon to be #official sister-in-law! Through grace, strength, and an unearthly level of patience Olivia managed to survive childhood living under the same roof as Cameron and Matt.