Best Man
Brudder. Zach and Sammy have been getting each other in trouble for as long as they can remember. He caught a foul ball at a Giants game (when the outfielder threw it to him) and enjoys playing the harmonica.
Groomsman
Bonded with Zach over their shared lack of motivation for French class. He has ridden over 3,000 miles on his bike so far this year and his wine collection is growing at an unsustainable rate.
Maid of Honor
Co-Maid of Honor. Founding member of the Megan Club, est. 1996. Religiously watches Survivor (yes, it is still on!) and has a spreadsheet where she has ranked 100+ Oreo flavors- Dunkin Donuts Mocha ranks #1.
Maid of Honor
Co-Maid of Honor. Megan's 2nd Pea for 20+ years. She has an unreal number of unfinished crafts, books, and projects, and enjoys long walks through neighborhoods she cannot afford.
Groomsman
Competed against Zach in running, with that rivalry blossoming into friendship. His favorite board game is Catan and he is a firm believer that pineapple does not belong on pizza.
Groomsman
Sean has spent many days staring at Zach's butt; he was the soccer goalkeeper for 6 years. He has two huskies, Nova and Loki, and has sailed across the equator.
Bridesmaid
Despite being in the same college program at JMU, met Megan in Florence. She owns 50 cows (one of which is named after Megan) and sometimes thinks ketchup is spicy.
Bridesmaid
Dangerously met (and then lived with) Megan off a Craigslist ad. She is a nature-lover and obsessed with her dog, Peach.
Groomsman
Jordan's favorite sport is basketball, but he will destroy you in fantasy football. He is the owner of the last place finalist in the 2023 Doxie Derby and worked at Jersey Mike’s for almost two weeks.
Groomsman
Avoided customer interaction with Zach by finding stuff to do in the back at REI. He has scored a touchdown at Levi’s stadium and has 2 cats, Joey and Phoebe.
Bridesmaid
Clocked Megan as a Vegetarian the first time they met. She loves Dino Egg Oatmeal and when she saw Post Malone in concert, instead of going to the bathroom and missing something, she peed her pants.
Bridesmaid
Has moved almost as many times as Megan since they lived together in Harrisonburg. She has visited 20 of the U.S. National Parks and recently became a Washingtonian (the state not the city).
Groomsman
Has been Zach's beer die partner since freshman year of college- they once went on a 21 game win streak. They also happened to be on the track team together. He can also down a 1-pound burger in less than 4 minutes.
Groomsman
Stryker and Zach's friendship blossomed via the relationship that their brothers (Jammer and Sammy) share. He loves soccer and golf (playing and watching) and knows every word to Sir Mix-A-Lot’s Baby Got Back