Maid of Honor
“The roof is not my son, but I will raise it.”
Best Man
"I got troubled thoughts and the self-esteem to match." -Fall Out Boy
Bridesmaid
"I don't know who Bethany and Trevor are. I'm here for the free food and drinks."
Groomsman
"You're overwhelmed, he's underwhelmed, why isn't anybody ever just 'whelmed'?" -Richard Grayson
Bridesmaid
"My favorite's gouda!" -Viola Hastings
Groomsman
"Let's just go with it!"
Bridesmaid
"Not my chair, not my problem" -Dan Deacon
Groomsman
"Nesquik Gang, Two Scoops!"
Bridesmaid
“It’s like I have ESPN or something” -Karen Smith
Groomsman
"Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait … I worry what you heard was, ‘Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.’ What I said was, give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?" -Ron Swanson
Bridesmaid
"I put the fun in dysfunctional."
Groomsman
"You can do anything in 15 seconds!"
Bridesmaid
"It's gonna be legend- wait for it, and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is -dary!" -Barney Stinson
Groomsman
"Alright, alright, alright..." -Matthew McConaughey