Caroline & Kyle
Wedding Party
Suzy Tokarski
Maid of Honor
We may have had a rough start with me being a very mean older sister (as Mom can attest), but now I can't imagine getting married without you being along for the ride. You are one of the few people who will understand the memes I love and reply back regardless of what time of day I send them. I know that no matter how much I drink, you can always keep up and you are a TON of fun. AND despite your denial about it, you are a social butterfly. Strength: speaking fluent french after 4 glasses of wine Weakness: being able to speak fluent french after 4 glasses of wine...
Jordan Poradek
Bridesmaid
I have known you since elementary school and our friendship has survived us going to college and living in different states. I'm always worried our distance will cause us to grow apart, but every time we get back together it's like no time has passed. You have been down to handle my crazy shenanigans for years and are definitely one of my best friends! Strength: Any stranger within her vicinity is at risk of becoming her friend Weakness: chickens
Lauren Wagner
Bridesmaid
I already consider you a sister and am so glad to have met you through Kyle. Your sweet nature and happiness are contagious, and you are always ready to laugh. I still have a picture on my phone of your braided toes from when we were all still in high school and every time I see it it brings a smile to my face. Strength: Burps that can intimidate any of her male peers Weakness: Really REALLY good carrot cake
Hannah Wagner
Bridesmaid
Hannah and I have both found ourselves intertwined with the Wagner family since high school. We grew closer when Hannah and J got married and had a blast at her bachelorette party in Chicago, and soon we will get to be sisters! I know I can count on you to help out now that you've had your own amazing wedding and plan for others. Strength: Can help rack up $70 worth of food at Taco Bell Weakness: Will only eat 1 Taco Bell item
J Michael Wagner
Best Man
He's the guy who showed me how to make instant mashed potatoes in the microwave at 4AM without waking our parents up. He's an expert at talking smack over Xbox live and a bigger Bears fan than you. Yeezy connoisseur. Couldn't think of a better best man. Strength: can figure shit out Weakness: commitment to the Bears
Ricky Wagner
Groomsman
This man is a jack of all trades. Formerly known as Babysnow, Ricky's a retired waterbender as well as a top 25 Halo 1v1 sniper on gamebattles.net. He's an expert at vlogging his opinion on energy drinks and will go to town on a $5 calzone with you if you ask him. Strength: a comedic genius Weakness: four lokos
Scott Tokarski
Groomsman
He's a gun and motorcycle enthusiast and tends to imitate fish when in a pool. He's got a sick tattoo on his back that he drew himself, so be sure to ask him to see it. This mans a straight-up goofball and I'm lucky to have him as a future brother-in-law. Strength: can smash 3 coronaritas in less than an hour Weakness: inability to grip an overhead bar and lift his body until his chin is above that bar (i.e., he never learned how to do pull-ups)
Christian Tokarski
Groomsman
Shotgun champ of '19 who may know every detail about cars and sports betting imaginable. A former "G-brothaaaa" who actually may be the most country person I know. If he doesn't end up a commercial real estate agent he'll be on a moonshine farm in the deep woods of Arkansas. Strength: ability to knock Scott down a peg Weakness: disregard for water conservation (e.g., x4 showers daily)
Brett Austin
Groomsman
This is a man who clearly needs to purge his Facebook photos for embarrassing pics. He's been known to wash his hands before, during, and after dinner. Along with the groom, he enjoys using Kurt as a verbal punching bag during dinners in Peoria. Has questionable choices in childhood idols (e.g., Favre, Rodgers) and football teams. Strength: he's what patients wish all their doctors would be like Weakness: I'm Ron Burgundy?
Kurt Hanebrink
Groomsman
Some call him Spiderman, others call him the real slim-shady. Regardless, this man is a legend and skates better than Nathan Chen. He's become the de facto godfather to our dog, Tez, and deservingly so. Enjoys forwarding bad news to people if it's regarding their childhood idols. Strength: knowledge of late '90s - early 2000s rap Weakness: has a palate that can only comprehend 2 flavors at a time
Kevin Krieschen
Groomsman
He's the goated cousin who is willing to stay up until 4AM playing video games. We used to put on hockey pads and fight in our basement - surprisingly no one ever got concussed (that we can remember). He's in the inner circle so he can make fun of us without catching hands afterwards. Strength: always willing to take shots (really, just ask him) Weakness: raging while playing video games (which he admittedly learned from the Wagner's)