Matron of Honor
Because who doesn't need a best friend that was started in a random park because their kids looked alike?
Best Man
Groom's childhood best friend, former roommate, and longtime bromance.
Bridesmaid
Oldest sister of the bride, a little whiney, a lot of gorgeous. Mother to bride's only nephews
Groomsman
Fellow Fredhead and business buddy. Was actually present at their second date. He will take credit for sealing the deal.
Bridesmaid
Bride's childhood partner in crime, second older sister. Perpetual aunt
Groomsman
He is not homeless, he was indeed invited. Friends since childhood, so we owed him a free dinner.
Bridesmaid
Bride's war-time and longtime-Iowa friend and co-chaos partner.
Groomsman
Groom's other childhood friend..you'd think he had newer friends by now.