Maid of Honor
The whole package. A closet thief, personal chauffeur, and god mother. A forever friend that started by blood, but has continued by choice.
Best Man
The groups resident degenerate and baby faced smooth talker. Met the groom in 2005, inseparable since 2008. Will drive around town with you and a baseball bat (no questions asked).
Bridesmaid
The bride's personal planner and problem solver. While they only met in 2015 it's almost impossible for the bride to remember life before her. Will show you what true friendship looks like.
Groomsman
A 6'6 navy ship rat and not so smooth talker (mumble mumble). Was initially "stalked" into friendship in the sixth grade by the groom. The rest was history, best friends since '05. Always up for a game of beersbe.
Bridesmaid
Shows up at your door on your worst days and stops at nothing to make you smile. Always on the same wave length as the bride, they are practically sisters (the bride has gotten enough beatings to confirm this).
Groomsman
Brother, godfather and trainer in all things landscape and backflips. Looked up to by the groom since age 3 and has never steered him in a wrong direction.
Bridesmaid
The most caring person you will ever meet. Would do anything for family or your pet. Capable of crushing your heart by pretending you have an audition to be a Spice Girl. Better have deleted the video.
Groomsman
The groom's forever bandmate. Talented solo musician with over two million listens on Spotify. Traded a large debt owed by the groom for a sandwich made by the groom’s mother.
Usher
Didn't know where else to put him. Jokes aside the bride could not have asked for a better brother and the groom has met his match.... he never thought he'd find someone who loves to debate just as much as him!!
Ring Bearer
Just when the bride and groom thought they couldn't love another more, out popped their first born. Will either be crying for cake or roaring like a dinosaur the whole ceremony. To be determined.
Ring Bearer
The sweetest little thing you ever did see. Helps the bride and groom find joy in the hardest moments. Tests your patience but can melt your heart just by smiling. Hates the word no (and Whitney Houston).
Master of Ceremonies
Unanimously the funniest cousin in the family. Great sense of humour and gives the groom a run for his money when it comes to game nights. Always adds to the party, never kills it.
Officiant
Close friend of both the bride and groom. Has been there through the peaks and valleys of their relationship. Mediator of drunken arguments and somehow is still putting up with Johnny.