Kelsey & Michael
Wedding Party
Kelsey Klunder
Bride
Has an unhealthy co-dependent relationship with her dog. Will slap your hand away if you try to eat her snacks. Sings off key far too much than anyone should. Still doesn't know left from right.
Michael Ritchhart
Groom
Won't eat food unless there is a vast amount of sauce included. Has never seen an action film he hasn't liked. Thinks Snowball is a good name for a cat. Enjoys serenading his pets in his free time.
Lindsey Klunder
Maid of Honor
Sister to the bride. The butt of all Kelsey's jokes. Was once mistaken as Dora the Explorer in her youth. Her wardrobe could be described as 50 shades of grey. Sorted into Slytherin.
Chris Ritchhart
Best Man
Elder brother to the groom Required the groom to provide offerings of food in exchange for his company. Taught the groom his high school wrestling moves... but only how to endure them or tap out. Does not recall ever losing at anything.
Camila Vargas
Bridesmaid
Childhood friend of the bride. Became friends after Kelsey cried when she couldn't roll her r's in Spanish tutoring. Known to the bride's family as: "The Girl Who Wore THAT Hat" Thinks Patrick Stump from Fall Out Boy is hot.
Garrett Taylor
Groomsman
Sports knowledge sensei, inspired the groom's love for football. His first words as a child were "lets go champ!" Never saw a weight he didn't want to lift. Once fed the groom cat food.
Katlyn Shehan
Bridesmaid
High school friend of the bride. Became friends when Katie told Kelsey she was seriously going to marry Orlando Bloom one day. Enjoys a fine Kim Crawford and her other British husband. Catch her throwin' it back on the dance floor.
Josh Fortier
Groomsman
The intelligent version of Derrick Zoolander. Has had the groom's back since middle school. Always sending positive vibes your way. Once threw up an entire Quizno's sub in the groom's room.
Katelyn Fishel
Bridesmaid
Cousin of the bride. Grew up like sisters. Used to eat dog treats for snack. Kelsey told everyone about it at her wedding. Exclusively used the bride's and maid of honor's toilet as her own throne.
Colton Walker
Groomsman
Competed with the groom in all things sports and recreational. Likes asking if you've heard of obscure indie musicians, will show you if you haven't. Most likely to tell an unsolicited dad joke. Passionate about being passionate.
Megan Ritchhart
Bridesmaid
Future sister in law to the bride. Enjoys a nice Dunedin Apricot Peach beer in one hand and a rod in the other. Consistently beats the Best Man at ping pong. Only wears the pingpong loser skunk hat sometimes. Likes to walk her cat on a leash.
Elmer Baker
Groomsman
Making moves with the groom since middle school. Has never missed a social event, or shown up on time to one. Named after glue, keeps you waiting longer than it takes to dry. Mr Popular - Has never met a northern Virginian that didn't already know of him.
Brielle North
Bridesmaid
Cousin of the bride. Was in a secret mayhem causing group called "The Masked Muchachas" with Kelsey. Contributed to hanging our sisters dolls on a ceiling fan. May have turned it on. The only North to occasionally show up on time.
Cole Mendes
Groomsman
Shares the grooms passion for programming and gaming. Lifelong Blizzard employee. Gets blamed more than Obama. Kindly sat next to the maid of honor while she got sick in the bride's jacket last NYE.