LET'S DO THIS.

One day during track practice, Kelsey noticed Michael across the stretching circle. She noticed something very peculiar about him, specifically on his face. Sitting on top of of his head were two remarkably triangular eyebrows. Thinking they were funny Kelsey told her friends that she was going to walk over and ask to pet them. And so she did. Michael let her because he thought she was cute.

While on a trip in London, England to watch the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Michael brought Kelsey to a famous garden in Holland Park. They circled around the Kyoto Gardens a few times to wait for the other tourists to leave. Once the coast was clear, Michael brought Kelsey onto the rock bridge in front of the waterfall and asked her to spend the rest of their lives together.