Maid of Honor
Best friend, college roommate, endless repository of Sarah blackmail content At the wedding, you can find her... Reminding Sarah to smile and stand up straight like a lady, becoming best friends with all your parents at the reception
Best Man
Favorite college rooommate (BU > BC), coyest of comedians, the D-Wade to Jason's Lebron At the wedding, you can find him... Disrespectfully trashing on Philly sports teams while desperately researching what time Steve's cheesesteak will be open the morning after.
Bridesmaid
Ultimate hype-woman, comedienne extraordinaire, aesthetic visionary At the wedding, you can find her... Taking "moody" pictures, Telling you how good you look
Groomsman
Loyally ride-or-die, that one "I'm down" friend we all need, the co-host to Jason's unreleased podcast At the wedding, you'll find him... Quietly killing the harmony to the song in the background while chit-chatting about any conversation topic you put in front of him.
Bridesmaid
The older sister Sarah never had, project manager of everything, dog mama to the good-est boy At the wedding, you can find her... Probably doing the day-of-coordinator's job for her, crying the most out of everyone
Groomsman
Lifelong friend, sharer of endless childhood memories, the drummer to Jason as a youthful bassist At the wedding you can find him... By other people confusingly asking about his un-proportionally long arms, boneless chin bone, and sweatiest of palms.