Merissa & Nick
Wedding Party
Merissa McCaw
Bride
5’2” of unbridled fury
Nick Randazzo
Groom
6’2” of bad jokes
Jakob Yager
Best Man
Obsessed with the sheep port in Catan
Thomas Coffin
Ring Bear
Once shaved his arm after losing a shotgun challenge
Beau Ray
Flower Girl
Never met a pair of jorts too short. Drank whiskey out of a hole in the floor at least once but probably more times.
Averi
Maid of Honor
Once trusted Merissa to remember to board a flight after hours of drinking in Budapest and suffered the world’s worst twisted ankle as a result. All time good sport and impossibly beautiful inside and out.
Sarah
Maid of Honor
Offered to fight a man over a trash couch with nothing on the line. Ride. Or. Die. Gorgeous, resilient, inhuman ability to hang
LT Kyle, Penn St Alum
Assistant to the Best Man
Barely passed his systems board
Randy Beck
Groomsman
He knows what you want him to say, but he’s not gonna say it
Corey Peterson
Groomsman
The sweetest Minnesota boy there’s ever been
Chuck
Anti-Groomsman
Blackout extraordinaire
Tim Devlin
Groomsman
Once put a Smirnoff ice in my toilet
Arthur Van Andel
Groomsman
“Seriously? Super tall and classically handsome. We have to stand next to him?” - everyone else listed on this page
Frank Bongiorno
Groomsman
Still laughs at the part in Titanic where the ship breaks in half and like 69% of the people fall to their deaths
Joe Bongiorno
Groomsman
All time drinking partner
Jessye
Bridesmaid
Fiercely funny and scary smart. #1 choice in a fight every day til the end of time. All time badass
Fleur
Bridesmaid
Literally the most lovely human alive. You think you know a good person? Not even close. Ridiculously beautiful and adventurous. Will come to your house and mend your coat while gently talking you off whatever ledge you’re on and probably bring you flowers too. Then recommend the best restaurant you’ve ever been to.
Ida
Bridesmaid
Tall, driven, stunning, smart. Annoyingly perfect except she’s so fun and funny and down to earth you fall in love with her immediately. World’s best seester.
Doug
Officiant
Sharp as shit and family to the core. Has bottomless well of southern sayings that will launch you into orbit
Maggi
Mother of the Bride
The OG badass ladee and reason for anything Nick ever liked about Merissa. Model for retaining your sense of humor and appreciation for the ridiculous and absurd forever.