FAQs

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What is the dress code?

Answer

Dress how you would be comfortable to be displayed in pictures. This is not designed to be a super formal occasion, come as you are! We leave that decision to you! Also, if you think anyone cares what you look like at a party where Merissa is dressed up…get over yourself.

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Is the registry a joke?

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Nope! We seriously have too many things as it is! As a note: if you want to use the Zola website it will take a fee off the top. If you wish to avoid it and would prefer to venmo, mail a check, or put cash in an envelope (like a true Italian wedding) whatever you choose to do works and we are massively appreciative! That being said, do not feel pressured to gift anything, we know for many of you it is a huge expense in and of itself just attending the wedding.

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What’s the weather like?

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It’s Washington. The chance of cloudiness is always present. However the summers are typically nice and the 20 year average for our wedding date is relatively low precipitation and temperatures around 77°

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Is there anything we should be prepared for? You two are relatively unhinged…

Answer

Millbrook getting a Taco Bell

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Is this going to be a bunch of cops and pilots standing around talking about their jobs?

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Have you ever seen either of those groups out in the wild doing anything else?

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If you could party with one President in their prime, who would it be?

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Obviously Kennedy. Wait hold on I think Johnson would be funny af