Mallory & Nathan
Wedding Party
Jordan Draper
Matron of Honor
Jordan Borchelt is the less attractive (hey! her words, not mine) older sister to the Bride and the Matron of Honor for this glorious celebration of love. This 30+ YEAR OLD spends the majority of her time either with her husband, Matthew Borchelt, or doing someone else’s taxes or auditing (or some accounting term I will never understand) deep into the wee hours of the morning. If you need her, don’t call her, because she probably won’t answer the phone... unless of course you're a PWC client.
Matthew Borchelt
Groomsman
Brother-in-law to the Bride and husband to Matron of Honor Jordan Borchelt, Matt “Matty B” Borchelt enjoys pretending to be good at golf, online computer games, working out once a year, and binge-watching Jeopardy (R.I.P. Alex Trebek) way more than any adult in his mid-20’s should. We look forward to having Matty B with us on the big day!
Avery Medrano
Bridesmaid
Avery “Snuggs” Medrano. She’s too organized, too good with time management, too good at finding vacation deals on Expedia, and she makes too much money. She makes us all look bad, especially her husband David Medrano. That’s it. That’s all I've got.
David Medrano
Best Man
Fraternity pledge brother and former college roommate to the Groom, David “Megadrano” Medrano, is the Co-Best Man. He enjoys lifting heavy objects, trips to his native homeland of Mexico, and the Joe Rogan podcast.
Cait Alvarez
Bridesmaid
Cait Alvarez can be described many different ways depending on who you ask. She’s said to be a “spicy Latina” by her fiancé/Co-Best Man, Brad Graham, a “firm but fair” enforcer of the law by her fellow Hays County deputies, and all of 65 pounds with her bullet proof vest on by everyone else! One thing we can all agree on is that she’s a loyal friend and a good person. If you need a reliable designated driver after the wedding, look for Cait in the parking lot!
Brad Graham
Best Man
Fellow Deputy Sheriff and Sigma Chi fraternity brother Bradley “Cowboy Brad" Graham is Co-Best Man to the Groom and is best known for his avid love of turtle necks, strange obsession of crappy electronic music and for his slavish devotion to the San Francisco 49ers to which he has absolutely no legitimate connection to.
Maia Romans
Bridesmaid
Childhood best friend of the Bride, 25 year old, Maia Romans, grew up in the house down the street in Victoria. Maia is an avid lover of golden doodles, fashion, coffee, and apparently all things basic, hipster white girls enjoy. Catch her out on the dance floor with a Moscow Mule in one hand and performing some very cringey dance moves with the Bride.
Andrew Clemons
Groomsman
Andrew Clemons and the Groom go wayyyy back. Middle School, High School, College and beyond, Andrew has been present from the beginning, which is amazing considering how many near-death experiences he’s had while wake boarding, BMX biking, and sky diving throughout his young life. Andrew is the life of the party and is best known for having nearly broken all the bones in his body, spending a ridiculous amount of money on haircuts for his golden hippy hair, and for having a hot sister.
Lindsay Reyes
Bridesmaid
Lindsay "Mama Bear" Reyes is the Bride's close friend, co-worker, tea-spiller, and basically, her emotional support animal. When Lindsay isn’t at home with her husband and two wonderful children, catch her pounding margaritas at Casa Maria’s like a newly-turned 21 year old! Hubby has the kiddos tonight, so look out Gruene Villa attendees!
Jordan Chumbley
Groomsman
Known for his love of patterned sweaters, his patented porn stache and his addiction to World of Warcraft, Jordan “Chumb” Chumbley and the Groom met all the way back in Ms. Lang’s high school Freshman Biology class. This wildly successful accountant can crunch numbers like nobody’s business and play just about every instrument in creation. Watch out ladies, Chumb is single (and has been since high school, by choice of course) so make sure you catch him on the dance floor, October 8th!
Dawson Martinez
Bridesmaid
Dawson Martinez is the Bride's former collegiate diving teammate and her token gay best friend. You should see what this man can do in heels! Dawson is best known for his incredible athletic ability as well as for having absolutely no alcohol tolerance. This should be interesting!
Daniel Peters
Groomsman
Daniel “Millimeter” Peters met the Groom early on in their college days at Texas State University after being recruited into the Sigma Chi Fraternity. After forming a deep friendship, the two briefly parted ways after Peters would drop out of college for the third time and re-enlist in the United States Army where he was paid to throw himself out of a perfectly good airplane several times a month to maintain his health insurance coverage. Daniel enjoys walking his dogs, hunting, fishing, and using the occasional steroids. He’s known as the life-of-the-party so get ready, Gruene Villa Wedding guests!
Belinda Atta
Bridesmaid
Belinda Atta met the Bride back in 2018 through a community service organization called Bobcat Build at Texas State University. She was added to this wedding party for the same reason her college application was accepted so quickly, diversity! Belinda enjoys sleeping away her weekends and dreaming about one day marrying rich and never having to work again. It’s unlikely that she’ll make it to the reception on time because she sucks at time management but when she does arrive, find her at the bar and shoot your shot because this girl is single & ready to mingle. All it takes is a shot of tequila and a foreign accent and she's yours!
Rowan Vaughn
Bridesmaid
Rowan Vaughn, used to be the wild child, fun-loving, cousin to the Groom and good friend of the Brides. Now-a-days you’ll find Rowan burping her newborn son, Miles, or tending to her geriatric husband, Alex, in the nursing home they've picked out for him. Don’t bother buying Rowan a drink, she’ll be in bed by 7:30pm, she’s a mommy now.
Bryce Morenz
Groomsman
Known as the only groomsmen to still own and regularly wear a pair of Crocs, Bryce Morenz, is a long time friend of the Groom's as well as a United States Marine, Fellow Sheriff’s Deputy, and a well-known salad-bowl-haircut-enthusiast. Motorcyclists beware, Bryce Morenz is in the building!
Pamela Draper
Mother of the Bride
Pamela “Pam” Draper is best known for running one of Victoria’s finest zoo’s in her backyard and for co-creating the Bride and her Matron of Honor, Jordan, along with her late husband, Kenny Draper. Catch this Rachel Maddow-loving, Mother of the Bride, cha-cha-sliding the night away on the dance floor as she spews liberal propaganda to her conservative family members.
Barrett Wilson
Groomsman
Barrett “Sassy” Wilson and the Groom met their freshman year at Texas State University, after both studying criminal justice and pledging the Sigma Chi Fraternity. The two have stayed close friends ever since. Barrett is best known for his brief, but eventful marriage to his psychotic ex-wife, for now only dating women born in the 2000’s, and for NEVER giving warnings for traffic violations. If you see Sassy at the venue's bar, make sure to ask him how it felt to finish behind his own mother at the police academy graduation.
Meg Schulman
Mother of the Groom
Meg Schulman is the mother to the Groom and wife to father of the Groom, John Schulman. Meg is described by her friends and family as an excellent lawyer and cook. On the other hand, Meg is also known to be “a little bit bossy” and a TERRIFYINGLY bad driver. If you need a sober ride home after the celebration, save your own life and just call an Uber.
John Schulman
Father of the Groom
John Schulman is the father of the Groom and long time husband to mother of the Groom, Meg Schulman. John is best known for being a brilliant lawyer, dragging his family to museums they don’t care about, and for looking like a serial killer in most DMV photos. Also, can anyone solve the mystery of what ethnic category John falls into? Hispanic, Jewish, Middle Eastern, or just a really tan white guy from Florida? Not even his own family knows!
Grant Wood
Master of Ceremonies
Grant Wood is the uncle to the groom and probably best known for being the recently retired, co-founder/master brewer of the wildly successful, Revolver Brewing Company! Grant has struggled to fill his newly found spare time and has tried to keep himself busy by dabbling in things like sailing, the culinary arts, stand-up comedy, property investments, & politics. He even bought himself a Tesla and nothing seems to have done the trick! We're gonna help Grant navigate his midlife crisis and we're bringing him back in a big way as an ordained minister. After practically begging us for this gig, Father Grant Wood will have the honor of marrying the happy couple in a private ceremony in the mountains of New Mexico! We're excited to have Grant with us on our big day.