Maid of Honor
The oldest daughter of the bride can save your life if she likes you, but would much rather be reading a book.
Best Man
The one and only brother of the groom dabbles in stand-up comedy and impressions but looks like a lumberjack on the daily.
Maid of Honor
The youngest daughter of the bride can beat you in a foot race or bench press more than you. Don't get between her and her coffee or her protein shake.
Groomsman
The son of the groom adds a whole other level of tomfoolery to the fam. While he is always up for a good time, he hasn't quite obtained the lumberjack look of his uncle (see best man description).
Bridesmaid
The daughter of the groom loves going to the races with her dad and driving as fast as she possibly can. She aspires to have a better car than her brother someday but in the meantime she is happy borrowing his.
Groomsman
The nephew of the bride looks innocent but has a mischievous glint to his eyes. He hopes to one day obtain the look of the lumberjack but until then the peach fuzz is holding strong.
Bridesmaid
The sister of the bride serves as the lookout as she is not as vertically challenged as her family members. She is always up for an adventure and is training the next generation of lumberjacks.
Groomsman
The bestie for the restie of the groom has an innocent looking smile but is always part of the shenanigans. He is a recovering lumberjack as evidenced by his minimal facial hair.
Flower Girl
The cousin of the bride, full of sass and attitude, is excited to delicately place petals down the aisle. Or she will run down the aisle and completely forget about the petals.
Ring Bearer
The nephew of the groom, a lumberjack in training, is a craftsman of puzzles. He is the ultimate defender of the ring evidenced by the ninja skills as well as the flatulence he uses on his brother.
Ring Bearer
The nephew of the bride only has to flash a smile from across the room and any lady would be smitten with him. How could you not be? Have you seen those dimples and cheeks? Better take a look before his lumberjack look grows in.
Usher
The nephew of the groom has researched the best ways to be an usher, and has come to the conclusion that if you don't sit where he tells you to he will use his nerf gun resources as power of persuasion. He has not yet decided if the lumberjack life is the life for him.
Usher
The nephew of the groom has calculated how many steps it will take to show you to your seat. If you don't sit where he tells you to, he will look like he is judging you and he might be. He is going for the lumberjack life with the flannels to prove it.
Guest Book Attendants
The nieces of the groom both have strong personalities. One has teenage angst and lumberjill aspirations, but is purely in it for the fashion. The other has a sensitive soul but will rip you apart on the soccer field. At your own risk, you decide which is which.