Maid of Honor
New York, NY Claire and Lauren have been best friends since middle school. Survivor of the popped collar, side bangs and heavy bottom eyeliner phase. Quite possibly the greatest human on the planet. Claire will most likely be breaking it down on the dance floor with Tito’s in one hand and a beer in the other.
Best Man
Brighton, MA Kiernan and Jake were arch enemies in elementary school, as they battled each other in gym class and at recess. After they both got over their Napoleon's Complex, they developed a friendship through their love of professional wrestling and the Patriots. Watch out for Jake to impersonate the Rock with a corny wrestling monologue or by trying to hit someone with the People's Elbow.
Bridesmaid
Boston, MA Referred to exclusively as “Lauren Shea” to eliminate confusion. Lauren Shea was Lauren’s little sister in her sorority at UMass. She will likely be having a great time at the wedding, even though her face won’t show it.
Groomsman
South Boston, MA Kiernan and Sean met at UMass when Kiernan was joining Pike. After seeing Kiernan's room in the Pike house, the neat freak Sean was bold enough to room with Kiernan not only for a year at UMass but also for a year in Boston. Look for Sean to talk about how it would be a great night for Envoy.
Bridesmaid
Lebanon, NH First met when Meghan was visiting Kiernan at UMass for the day. What started as a lunch at Bertucci’s has turned into a contest of who can snap the most embarrassing pictures of the other eating food. Look for Meghan to show up to the reception with her own craft beer.
Groomsman
River Edge, NJ Kiernan and Jason met while playing a game of football on Chadwick Beach. Over a decade of WaWa trips and chilling on the Jersey Shore have allowed the two to get along despite all their heated arguments about sports along the way. Watch for Jason to be talking about how the Devils have a bright future.
Bridesmaid
Southborough, MA Met Meredith when visiting Boston for the first time. Meredith is famous for being the mom of the group and telling Kiernan to chill out. Catch her trying to sneak her 2 cats and dog into the wedding in tiny little outfits.
Groomsman
Southborough, MA Hours before meeting Dave, Kiernan was told his sister had a new boyfriend. After seeing Dave at a Colby Hockey game and giving him a weird look, Dave was ready to throw hands. Luckily things were smoothed out over a dinner at Margaritas and a Blue Mountain State marathon. The the two have grown to not just be friends, but to be brothers. Watch for Dave to leave the reception to run a quick 10k.
Bridesmaid
New York, NY Forever known by only her last name, Menta and Lauren have been friends since middle school and bonded through many nights spent in her garage. Menta enjoys doing one handed pull-ups with a weighted vest on but also pounding a late night pizza. Catch her possibly doing both simultaneously at the wedding.
Groomsman
Brooklyn, NY Kiernan and Eric met the first time Kiernan went to visit Lauren in her hometown. Their friendship grew through challenges of who could eat more, always won by Kiernan, and constant banter. The two have grown to the point where they are not just friends, but brothers. Watch for Eric to make ridiculous takes that cause Stephen A. Smith to sound smart.
Bridesmaid
Medford, MA Allie and Lauren met in grad school and bonded over stress-eating large plates of nachos and drinking margaritas. Allie is originally from Florida so you might find her wearing a winter coat at the wedding since she has minimal idea of how to dress in the Northeast despite having lived here for 3 years.
Groomsman
Brookline, MA Kiernan and Henry met early on at Tabor on the soccer field and by the day student lockers. Throughout high school and college, Henry's basement and beach were the perfect places to chill after Lax practice or on a nice summer day. Watch for Henry's elbow to cross the line when he shoots in beer pong.
Bridesmaid
Boston, MA Kellie and Lauren are cousins, only 6 weeks apart! They went through preschool, UMass and then Boston together. You’ll see Kellie swiping vegetarian appetizers, requesting house music from the DJ and breaking it down accordingly.
Groomsman
South Boston, MA Kiernan and Pat met when Kiernan was rushing Pike. Some crazy times at the zoo and a year living together filled with brews and an intense Madden league helped forge this friendship. Watch for Pat to talk about golf all night.
Bridesmaid
New York, NY Nicole and Lauren are cousins, a year apart. They used to attend soccer camps together up until Lauren gave up exercising all together to pursue bigger dreams of eating all pizza in sight. She is constantly sporting a killer tan and on the look out for a juicy Italian man.
Groomsman
Fort Lee, NJ Kiernan and Mike met after Kiernan was late to UMass New Student Orientation. After connecting over their love of sports and a 24 marathon, Kiernan and Mike decided to room together. Mike talked Kiernan into joining Pike and they spent the rest of college party rocking. Watch for Mike to be rocking all Gucci.
Bridesmaid
Cortland, NY Beth and Lauren have been friends since middle school. *insert terrifying picture of 13 year old selves here* They have since evolved into two insanely good looking humans. Fun party trick: If you throw something at Beth at the wedding, she will immediately go into goal keeper mode, dive and catch it.
Groomsman
Wareham, MA Kiernan and Ben met when Kiernan was hanging out with his high school friends in Henry's Basement and Henry's cousin Ben showed up. Kiernan and Ben built a friendship over many summer days chilling on the beach and playing FIFA. Watch out for Ben to zone out in the middle of a story and never finish it.
Bridesmaid
Stamford, CT Julia and Lauren are cousins. Julia grew up preparing for and surviving Lauren’s hugs, which are more smothering/shaking than hug. As the most recent college grad, she has the youth and energy to keep the party going all night long.
Groomsman
South Boston, MA Kiernan and Fitzy met when Kiernan was joining Pike. From living off of UMass grab' n go and Baby Berk, to meeting at City Place for lunch, this friendship has come a long way. Watch for Fitzy to be drinking from an oversized bottle of Sky Vodka.
Bridesmaid
Dallas, TX Megan is Lauren’s cousin, only separated by about 10 years and 10 inches. This girl has more energy than Lauren has ever had in her entire life. She vlogs daily and will likely be Insta famous by the time of the wedding. **give her a follow, comment and like**
Flower Girl
Denver, CO And finally, the youngest, cutest and sassiest cousin of them all! The Beyoncé of flower girls. She is going to rock her dress and strut it all the way down the aisle.
Dog of Honor
No description needed. Woof.
Best Pig
Squeak squeak.