Maid of Honor
Be next to me in jail Best Friend of the Bride since 1999 “Hey this guy I’m talking to went to Consol too, do you know him?” *hands the FaceTime to Christopher* “PEANUTTTT!!”
Best Man
Brother of the Bride/ Best Friend to the Groom *spends all day rebuilding chris turbo* *accelerates on freeway a little, hears burst of air* “charge pipe!!”-cam *dies laughing*
Bridesmaid
She’s my voice of reason *sees Alli flip out of the kayak in 4ft water and struggle to swim* “Alli just stand up” “Oh” “How do you drown in 4ft of water”
Groomsman
“Should I take the muffler off my lawn mower? -Dustin “Absolutely”-Christopher *1 week later lawn mower does not work*
Bridesmaid
She’s the one who’d get me drunk “I didn’t like you very much until I realized Christopher wasn’t telling me everything now I love you”
Groomsman
*drinks 2 beers* *drag races down wellborn*
Bridesmaid
She’d probably post my bail “Peyton whatever you do don’t park illegally off campus you will get towed” *week later* “Kaelyn can you come help me get my car it got towed”
Groomsman
POV: took a “quick” beach trip with Corbyn in his Duramax *water pump goes out doesn’t get picked up from Matagorda till 10:30pm and has to ride in the truck on the trailer with all the windows down for a 2.5 hour drive back* “Atleast we have beer”
Bridesmaid
She got me through Highschool From brownies in Girl Scouts, Aggie football games, volleyball, basketball, river days, to everything in between a partner in crime is always what I could count on you to be
Groomsman
Grandpa Logan said "we are going to Rebels”
Bridesmaid
She’s who told me “Leave the boy and find yourself a man” “I need you to pull over right now” “Katy you really can’t wait we are almost home?” “I really can’t I need to now!” *pulls over 2 minutes from home*
Groomsman
“How much have you had to drink” “Only two bottles of Tito’s” *quack quack*
Flower Girl
“One time Kaelyn was a weirdo and she works at home and she loves her hair. One time Christopher got me McDonalds, my mom wanted a medium but he got her a large” -Maleah
Groomsman
*amy walking around asking why her truck is running so bad* *peyton and Christopher 20 minutes before hitting the rev limiter and doing burn outs*
Usher
“Kaelyn stop squeaking the door” *continues to squeak door* *throws Coke can at my forehead* “Told you to stop squeaking the door”
Usher
“Are you taking broder?”
Usher
White claws and juul pods braw!