13.8 Billion B.C.E.: The Universe Begins - - Yadda, yadda, yadda... - - October 25, 1990: Sean is born. - - November 7, 1991 (allegedly, as Sean is always unsure of the exact date): Alicia is born. - - May 9, 1995: Alicia shoves a coffee bean up her nose and is raced to the ER, where, much to the medical team's delight, she anticlimactically sneezes it out. - - August 15, 2006: Sean poops in the woods for the first time, while on a canoe trek in Canada. - - January 3, 2008: Sean and Alicia meet at the Apollo Theater in Harlem, NYC. They quickly become MySpace friends and pen pals of the modern age as they message constantly for the next several months. This quickly escalates to texting. - - December 25, 2009: Sean works up the courage to call Alicia for the first time. - - June 14, 2010: Alicia (and friends) road trips from California to Texas, and Sean steals their first kiss. They are irrevocably in love, but wrestle with the strains of a long distance relationship. - - June 6, 2011: Sean and Alicia become "Facebook Official" - - January 23, 2012: Sean and Alicia study abroad together in Florence. They somehow fall even deeper in love. - - December 28, 2013: Alicia moves from Walnut to Austin and begins the long process of becoming a Texan. - - January 2, 2015: Sean and Alicia adopt the worst puppy in the world, Indigo. - - April 2017 (estimated): Indigo somehow becomes the best puppy in the world. - - October 1, 2020: Sean proposes to Alicia. She says yes. - - April 22, 2021: Sean and Alicia buy Indigo a puppy, whom they name Violet. Indigo tolerates her. - - October 21, 2022: Sean and Alicia declare their vows with their closest friends and family. They celebrate more than a decade of courtship, romance, friendship, joy, growth, and love.