Bride
She's the best. Brains, Beauty, and Brawn. Who needs more?
Groom
The luckiest man in the world!
Matron of Honor
The sister of the bride. She wears the boss pants.
Best Man
The brother of the Groom, always in front of the video camera.
Bridesmaid
College friend of the Bride. The smartest woman in the room. Don't test her.
Groomsman
The friend of the Groom. Measure once, cut twice.
Bridesmaid
Aunt of the Bride. Anybody up for a road trip? She's your girl.
Groomsman
The Pastor of the Groom. Better off than the rest of us.
Bridesmaid
Friend of the Bride. Cheaper by the dozen.
Jr. Groomsman
The brother of the Groom. Assistant to the Best Man. Basketball, Legos, Fishing. The end.
Mother of the Bride
Ask her to buy some tacos.
Father of the Bride
He's a wise guy.
Mother of the Groom
Loves animals...if they make eggs, milk or wool.
Father of the Groom
Loves animals...in the cross-hairs.