Wedding Party

Grant Quinn

Groom

Grant has known Grant all his life.

Caroline Houghtelling

Bride

Alex Schonlau

Best Man

Alex and Grant have known each other since kindergarten. They survived Catholic school together.

Jeanette Popkin

Maid of Honor

Jeanette has known Caroline all her life. She has also put up with Caroline almost all her life, until retreating to Germany to recover.

Steven Walters

Groomsman

Steve and Grant worked together for many years before Steve left to pursue his dream of being a professional crossfitter.

Jackie Jensen

Bridesmaid

Caroline and Jackie met during the night shift at a hospital, and now they stay up overnights learning to line dance to terrible country music songs.

Zachary Gourley

Groomsman

Grant and Zach met in junior high. They got into a lot of shenanigans together, but mostly it was nerdy stuff, so no one ever got in trouble.

Jenni White

Bridesmaid

Caroline and Jenni like to keep their friendship in the basement where they take turns trying to choke each other.

Ian Quinn

Groomsman

Due to a Groomsman being unavailable due to *REDACTED*, Ian Quinn has stepped in to save the day. When he is not being a superhero or impersonating a viking, he enjoys long walks on the beach and molding clay with his bear hands. Bear. Hands.

Heather Barnes

Bridesmaid

Heather is from New York and has strong opinions. She informed Caroline that they were friends and secured her a job thereafter.

Charles Russell

Groomsman

Charles may practice the dark arts, but at least he is a reliable friend.

Kristi Russell

Bridesmaid

Kristi is a living Mortal Kombat character and, should things go awry at the wedding, is in charge of security.

Jack Sides

Groomsman

Jack and Grant worked together for many years before Jack decided he wanted to pursue his dream of being a cowboy.

Lorie Nielsen

Bridesmaid

Caroline met Lorie at the nursing home, where neither of them were residents, but both aspired to reach that level of nap taking ability.

Christian Graugart

Officiant

Founder of BJJ Globetrotters. Mentor. Surfer. (NOT)Cult Leader. Creator of great things and overall, a person that inspires others to reach their potential. Also, his luscious curls are produced via unicorn tear conditioner (Available in Denmark and at the BJJ Globetrotter store)

Matthew McPeake

Officiant

A Canadian superhero. A mentor. Trapped by the borders of his country and unable to attend in person, in spirit he is with us, doncha know.