Maid of Honor
Little sisters over misters.
Best Man
Tony basically raised me - at least that's what it sounds like when I tell stories about our friendship.
Bridesmaid
Spoilers plague her.
Groomsman
Not even the president could fit into his schedule.
Bridesmaid
Her hair is so big because she has so many secrets.
Groomsman
Make sure I always have a 40 in my hand.
Bridesmaid
Even Costco’s 60 pack of eggs isn’t enough…
Groomsman
What can I say? ...No literally what should I say?
Bridesmaid
Part time bridesmaid, full time silly goose.
Groomsman
Put me in coach.
Flower Girl
The only other princess allowed to attend.
Ring Bearer
Ring security. Not to be messed with.
Officiant
Your favorite wedding officiant’s favorite wedding officiant.