Claire & Gene
Wedding Party
Laura Stabbert
Maid of Honor
Laura is Claire’s sister/best friend/partner in crime. I don’t know a life without her, and I’d never want to. Looking out for me from day 1, Laura is kind, smart, beautiful.. and guaranteed to get the party going.
Kurt Brosnan
Best Man
Victor Hugo (1802-1885) once said that "he who is a legend in his own time is ruled by that legend; it may begin in absolute innocence, but, to cover up flaws and maintian the myth of Divine Power, one must employ desperate measures" Similarly, Claudius Claudian (370-407 C.E.) opined "[with such men] their presence diminishes their reputation." Gentle reader I would implore you grant these men, and others who share (and have shared) these very same opinions some small measure of reprieve, as they cannot be faulted solely for being born into a world measurably less fortunate than our own. Because had they been afforded the opportunity to meet Kurt - a man of distinguished dignity of character and well ordered urbanity, whose spirit is of a superhuman perspicacity, whose mind is so tenacious and full of all knowledge that a man may have, and for whom philosophy has no secret - we, orbiting in the here-and-now, would better know a legend when we see one.
Andrew Stabbert
Officiant
Andrew is truly the best little brother. We’ve looked out for each other always (except when I was supposed to be babysitting him and he spray painted his face) He is hilarious, adorable, charismatic, and also happens to be an architectural engineer. We are overjoyed to have him marry us.