Bride
Lover of pasta. Cooking enthusiast. Snuggle bug. Big fan of cows. Full time dog mom and dog trainer. Also obtaining 2 doctorates on the side.
Groom
President of the Clean Plate Club. Loves board games. Affirms that our dog has "never done anything wrong in his life." Obvious choice for big spoon, surprisingly effective little spoon. Doctor of emergency medicine, see: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9tfj2mi0LA
Maid of Honor
Evan's sister, but definitely better friends with Jordan. Lifts heavy objects. Former spokeswoman of chimney's. Tell your dog she says hi.
Best Man
Evan's brother. AKA Trail Jesus. Likes to camp, hike, bike, drink beer, and drive folks to the hospital in the wee-woo wagon, however he requests that you only call him when you are actually sick.
Maid of Honor
Jordan's Sister-in-Law. Soft serve enthusiast, wound healer. Pioneering leader of the Soft Clothes Movement. If you can’t find her, she may have fallen asleep on the couch.
Groomsman
Jordan's Brother. He has an opinion and it's well-reasoned, usually expertly researched. Makes elite eye contact. Aims to finish the Jeni's Ice Cream Cookbook before the wedding.
Maid of Honor
Jordan's Bonus Sister. Could eat mac and cheese for every meal. Loves yoga, ice skating, and treating her dog like a human… wait, this isn't Jordan’s blurb?
Groomsman
Evan's cousin. Fantasy footall guru and league commissioner of Browns to the Bowl I - VII. Not an employee of the Jacksonville Jaguars. Sole witness to the late night fall-down-stairs that lead to the Evan's broken foot that lead to Jordan saving Evan a seat in Biochem that lead to Evan and Jordan getting married.
Wedding Planner
Dog. Usually asleep or eating things he shouldn't.