FAQs

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How are you?

Answer

The most common answer to this question is "Fine, thanks, how are you", even if the person is in fact, not fine.

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What's the weather like?

Answer

This answer varies depending on your location.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

Answer

The world may never know.

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Does pineapple belong on pizza?

Answer

Yes.

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Does anyone want decaf?

Answer

No.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Answer

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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How are you feeling?

Answer

A little peculiar.

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What do you scream at the top of your lungs?

Answer

What's going on.

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When do we vote?

Answer

Early and often.

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Do you want fries with that?

Answer

I probably shouldn’t, but I will.

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Can you grab milk?

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Shit, yea.

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Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?

Answer

You probably didn't, but you will now.

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What's your mother's maiden name?

Answer

O'Brien.. sometimes Eckland, but it doesn't seem to work for everyone.

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Where did you last see it?

Answer

They don't know...

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Who stole the kings thorny crown?

Answer

The Jester.

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When did the jester steal his thorny crown?

Answer

While the king was looking down.

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Do we have to wear masks at your wedding?

Answer

We hope not... check back later. =Þ