Maid of Honor
Michelle's very best friend of 25 years! A quarter century!
Best Man
Who invited this guy??
Best Woman
She really IS the best woman! And Michelle's sister.
Groomsman
You may not know it from looking at him, but Brian holds a world record. Yep, Mr. Potapchuk is a the record holder for the "World's most concave backside"—and he's not afraid to flaunt it. Come 10/4, you'll find out.
Bridesmaid
Meet Alex! Michelle's freshman year roommate and soul sister!
Groomsman
Another cousin from the world renown human rookie class of 93/94. Jimmy is a lawyer with a profound sense of justice—and an even more profound sense for the dance floor (you have to be out there all night now, Jimmy. Sorry, I don't make the rules).
Bridesmaid
This is Yvette! Michelle's orientation buddy and soul sister.
Groomsman
Steve is a proud Marist Red Fox and one of, if not, the best three-point shooter Poughkeepsie, NY has ever seen.
Bridesmaid
Meet Olivia! She worked with Michelle at multiple failed restaurants in Poughkeepsie!
Groomsman
Cousin and resident party boy. Conor transcends labels. You can find him at the intersection of "swagger" and "mystique". He'll be there, sweating, begging for change. Hours later you'll realize that it wasn't about the money—it was always about fundamental, societal change. And it'll be too late.
Bridesmaid
Meet Willow! Michelle's orientation buddy and competitive Irish dancer.
Groomsman
How many Brians is too many Brians? We may never know, but this Brian is a great one. In elementary school he was "14th Best Brian" in Florida. After that, he moved to Connecticut to play Hockey, but mostly to improve his standing in the world of "Brians". That maneuver would pay off when he was awarded "Honorable Mention, New England Sector" in 2010. Let's see what he can do in Ireland 2024.
Bridesmaid
Meet Rachel! Michelle's srat sis and post-grad roomie.
Groomsman
Louis is a lifelong friend from New Mexico. In recent years, he's devoted his energy towards protecting the Monarchy of England. Or something like that! He's a UK-based member of the US Air Force who has a soft spot for burritos and Nacho Libre.