Matron of Honor
Sister of the Bride
Bridesmaid
College Best Friend
Bridesmaid
Cousin of the Bride
Bridesmaid
College Best Friend
Bridesmaid
Childhood Best Friend
Bridesmaid
College Best Friend
Bridesmaid
Sister of the Groom
Best Man
Cousin of King Trevin (The Groom). Jordan has always been a brother figure to the groom. Since a young age, Jordan has always mentored/bullied/inspired/beat up the groom throughout his 29 years on planet earth. Prior to being a huge success in the IT world, Jordan was an exotic dancer.
Groomsman
This guy used to eat my dust in high school XC/Track. Collegiate times don't count though since I got fat. It took a while to convince Zac to be my lifelong friend since I was a superior athlete (briefly). He has 4 nipples and loves when people ask him about it.
Groomsman
Brother of the Bride. Neal always finds himself intimidated by the groom. The groom is so buff compared to Lil' Neal.
Groomsman
Joe Rider (AKA DJ Caddywampus) and the groom have been close friends since high school. The groom couldn't read due to his Critt upbringing and became somewhat literate thanks to DJ Caddywampus.
Groomsman
Mr. Palmer has been a close friend of the groom since 7th grade. Mr. Palmer and the groom have a long history of being a general nuisance to society.
Groomsman
Justin has been a leader in the groom's life for as long as he can remember. Most friend groups have the voice of reason that can guide the group towards a decision that could be slightly less reckless than originally conceived. Justin also shadowed as a ref in an underground wrestling league in college. #RickstrictorSUX
Groomsman
Any combination of adjectives would be a partially accurate depiction of Jacob McIntyre. He has been a friend of the groom since elementary school. Jacob was probably one of the most notable driving forces in the short list of accomplishments that the groom has. Jacob is the friend in the group that strives for success in all areas of life and makes sure to bring everyone in his circle along... whether they are ready for it or not.
Groomsman
Fella that intends on getting hitched with my sissy (Reannon Rae Peterson).