Maid of Honor
Favorite sister of the bride and kind enough to share her birthday with our anniversary every year. Most likely to have brought a book, just in case.
Best Man
A friendship with the Groom built on Chipotle bowls. Communications major turned self taught software developer. Casually picked up golf and is now better than the Groom.
Bridesmaid
Groom's oldest sister and a Peloton enthusiast. Could talk for hours about the best gluten-free waffle recipe, or literally anything in general.
Groomswoman
Friendship originated over struggling through Economics 101. Will know 8 people at any bar you walk into. Lives for an extra dirty martini (gross).
Bridesmaid
Groom's middle sister and the family sommelier. Never leaves home without a portable charger. Definitely looked up the parking situation before she left.
Groomsman
Longtime college friend and roommate of the Groom. Perennial food thief (allegedly). Probably flew standby to the wedding.
Bridesmaid
Cousin/honorary sister of the Groom. Either at a horse show or stuck in Boston traffic. Expert on Thanksgiving mashed potatoes.
Groomsman
College friend and roommate of the Groom. Avid Instagram Reels enjoyer. Possibly wanted in Iceland for evading a speeding ticket.
Bridesmaid
Oldest friend and co-conspirator at the Haverhill High School pool. Never one to back down from a dare. A proud inductee to the Timberlane Hall of Fame.
Groomsman
Next door roommate of the Groom for all 4 years of college. Will always believe Tom Brady is a cheater. Least likely to be plans guy.
Bridesmaid
College training partner and on-call for all random medical questions. Only capable of sending 9 text messages at a time. Ask her how she feels about snakes.
Groomsman
College friend of the Groom and co-host of the Annual Turtle Cup. Ask him how many beers can fit in a frisbee or "whose got the gabagool".
Bridesmaid
First friend on campus and college roommate of 3 years. Huge proponent of prank calls and yelling out car windows. Best tour guide in all of NYC (if you are prepared to walk 30 miles in 3 days).
Groomsman
Most reliable of the Groomsmen. Has watched over 150 movies in one year. Potentially was Covid's patient 0.
Bridesmaid
Introduced through the Groom but quickly established as friend of the Bride. The president of a themed get-together. Moonlighted as the University of Maryland mascot.
Groomsman
One of the Groom's first friends at Maryland. Only groomsmen to be on Spotify. Made time out of his touring schedule to attend the wedding (hopefully).