Wedding Party
Jennifer Maxwell
Maid of Honor
Jenn and Cait were dormmates who found common ground over their initial hatred of being in the all-girls dorm (which comically turned into the best tragedy there ever was). Jen never had an issue being Cait's cover story when she was in a bind and they've had each others backs from the beginning. Through good and bad the dynamic duo always has a glass half full attitude.
Ashley Brown-Wells
Bridesmaid
Ashley and Cait met through Craigslist, in the ever-so-risky hunt for the perfect roommate. Fortunately, they were fast friends with a bond made even stronger through Bubba, Ashley's adorable Chihuahua, who to this day still remains the profile photo for Ashley on Caits phone. Also, they're soul sisters.
Lauren Doolan
Bridesmaid
Pledge sisters, Lauren and Cait bonded over the only thing that truly matters: fake tanning products. Cait has also always wanted to present Lauren some sort of award for her ability to always come out on top regardless of her inability to have good luck... ever.
Kimberly Reynolds
Bridesmaid
Philly phanatic, Kim, and Cait connected before college even began, at Cheer try outs, and were inseparable ever since. Together life was just more fun, not to mention their lyric writing talents that shined bright during the 8 weeks of the hell that was pledging.
Amber Goettlich
Bridesmaid
Cait and Amber are a package deal. Back in the day you could find them on the dodgeball court pretending to like dodgeball, submitting bachelorette tryout videos, or traveling exclusively to romantic destinations like Hawaii, where they decided they should maybe start traveling with significant others. Although Deans now taken Amber's spot (sometimes) Cait will always still prefer the romantic sunsets and waterfalls with Amber most.
Paige Segona
Bridesmaid
Childhood besties, Paige and Cait were (and still are) fashion queens, especially when they were rocking their Tommy Hilfiger and braces in the middle school cafeteria.
Julia Wagman
Bridesmaid
Cait's soon-to-be sister-in-law, Julia, and Cait are two peas in a pod. They always enjoy one another's company, even when holiday shenanigans lead to significant hangovers.
Patrick Coolidge
Groomsman
Dean and Pat are world-champion (read: PK's bar) pop-a-shot champions who both think they're the better golfer and the better quarterback.
Douglas Frantzen
Groomsman
Despite begging Doug for months, Doug never once came with Dean to Shultz Dining Hall, choosing rather to lock himself in his dorm room with his Gamecube. Dean's persistence paid off, though, because Doug finally opened his room's door and they quickly became besties.
Joshua Johnson
Groomsman
It was meant to be for Josh and Dean: Josh had just transferred schools, which also happened to be where Dean had just landed his first job. Fast forward 12 years and now they're building cabins together and playing every Golden Tee in America.
Matthew Leister
Groomsman
Dean helped run Hokie Camp, which Matt attended. After promising Matt that lunch would be provided, Matt and "Grandpa" (aka Dean) pledged Phi Sig together and have been travel, golf, and drinking besties ever since.
Rushang Patel
Groomsman
Dean was President of Thomas Hall (go figure) and coerced Rush into being his "Hall Representative"; now, they explore whiskey, cigars, golf courses, and DC together. Rush has the best beard in the entire world, but only touch it after you buy him a drink.
Casey Ryan
Groomsman
Casey is Dean's soon-to-be brother-in-law, and Dean couldn't be more excited. Both former marching band trumpeters, Dean and Casey plan to make a half-time performance during the reception.
William "Billy" Sampson
Groomsman
Billy, aka William, aka Willy, and Dean go wayyyy back. Meeting in tee ball, Billy and Dean have done it all together over the past 30 years. In exchange for a bottle of whiskey, Billy can likely give you enough blackmail to hold over Dean's head for eternity.
James "Corey" Shpil
Groomsman
Former dormmates and roommates, Corey and Dean have been quite inseparable since college. Dean bought his condo in Occoquan because Corey and April lived in the same complex and they could converse from their decks. We won't talk about how they moved the next year and Dean is still there...
Matthew Stevenson
Groomsman
Matt, better known as Broseph, and Dean are literal brothers. Matt has shown time and time again that blood is thicker than water and has bailed Dean out more times than Dean can count. Dean holds out hope that Matt will want to take calculus in the future so he can repay some of the favors.