Wedding Party
Meg Cannan
Maid of Honor
The Florida Gator slightly turned Nole, Meg is a now-retired Quidditch Hall of Famer. Meg was so good during her prime that there are incoming freshman in Gainesville that still won't shut up about the Cannan/Potter debate. You can't compare players from different eras guys. That's not how it works. Meg spends her now free-time studying the game and working with politicians.
Alex Gilman
Best Man
Entrepreneur, educator, and philanthropist. None of these words describe what Alex is. This crypto bro is as basic as they come. However, he's got a big old heart beating in there somewhere, and I'm sure he's excited to convince some of the wedding attendees that his NFT collection is worth a browse. He is also Ryan's brother.
Chloe Cannan
Maid of Honor
The human version of the birthday candles that you can't blow out. Chloe's spirit embodies that of the golden retriever your friend had growing up that you secretly went and hung out with just so you could see that wonderful dog. The youngest Cannan sister, though she might lack experience, makes up for it with an impeccable sense of where to place her towns in Catan. Her karaoke skills are also unmatched on a noise level.
Kyle Eudell
Groomsman
Kyle was quite literally the first person Ryan met at FSU, and since then, Kyle has simply not been able to get rid of him. During their freshman year, Ryan taught Kyle had to take shots of Skol vodka. In turn, Kyle taught Ryan how to not destroy the fairway with his 5-iron. Kyle moved to Atlanta upon graduation to hang out more and teach Ryan how to smoke a cigar every five months.
Niki McCrimon
Bridesmaid
Renowned hide and seek champion, Niki is a Nascar driver in another timeline. Every year she displays her uncanny ability to navigate a stick shift up the slopes of the Carolinas, while also possessing the finger dexterity in dominating any Mario Kart Grand Prix she participates in. Niki enjoys long drives along the beach, accompanied by her double dash partner in crime, Luna.
Jeremiah Kidd
Groomsman
Jeremiah is the only person on planet Earth capable of downing eight McChicken's in one sitting without getting sick.
Bailey Horne
Bridesmaid
We're going to time travel all the way to 2005. It was in their fourth grade class that Bailey became the first person to decline a friend request in real life. She exclaimed, "What are thooooseeee?!" and pointed to Allie's light up sketchers. Allie wasn't really wearing sketchers, but this story is sort of true. They went on to become best friends and do whatever it is that teenage best friends do. In college they joined a cult. Dreams do come true.
Connor Horne
Groomsman
Although Allie and Connor were technically friends first, Ryan stole him from her the day Battlefield 1 hit stores. Connor showed Ryan that there's really no such thing as a bed time when you're simply the best two players in a first-person-shooter. Down for anything and anywhere, Connor specializes in Chaotic-Good energy and provides the metaphorical backbone of this groomsman party.
Amy Falkin
Bridesmaid
The first person to sit with the nerd at Chick-fil-A lunch, Amy has quite literally been a day one homie to Allie since her arrival in Atlanta. Amy is the little engine that could, if that train was nuclear powered and didn't have to stay on the tracks. She is Allie's best reminder to seize the day, and that she is a measly five foot five.
Layton Crump
Groomsman
Accountant by day. Accountant by night. Layton doesn't run from the grind. He owns it. Chick-fil-A operators day dream (some have nightmares) about getting just five minutes on the phone with this current asset. Layton met Ryan at a birthday party in 2019, and that has not been the last birthday party they have attended. Layton and Ryan have made it a life goal to go to every birthday party possible for the next century. They also like to golf on weekends.
Garland Davenport
Bridesmaid
Chef girl GG, you really never know what this girl is cookin up, or what life cooks up for her for that matter. She finds it impossible to hit the town without running into someone that's verified on the gram. There is no doubt that in ten years, we will be gracious to have been at the same wedding as the future Jonas Brother's personal chef/tour manager. Allie was fortunate enough to be drafted to her Bachelor Night team, and the duo have been slammin Evian on the reg since.
Sasan Assary
Groomsman
Ryan and Sasan were two strangers upon the FSU Salley basketball courts during freshman year. One crossed the other so hard, that he fell on to the floor and metaphorically dismembered his ankles. I'm not going to admit who ended up falling, but they ended up keeping in touch. Sasan, despite his blind support of Miami basketball, is one of Ryan's wisest friends, and is really good at rowing boats across swimming pools.
Elle
Flower Girl
And in this corner weighing in at a whopping twelve pounds and three ounces, the fantastic feline, Elle Cannan. We couldn’t find a forklift to transport her to the venue, but luckily we will be live streaming the ceremony for her to watch from the couch. Elle enjoys chasing toys around the house in her free time, and during the work day takes long naps. Elle, despite her inability to be picked up, is the best companion when you’re down, and will always give you head bumps. Allie would trade Ryan for Elle without blinking an eye.
Josh Zele
Groomsman
Josh is the only member of this party that has been kicked out of Ryan's parents' house. Lucky for everyone attending this wedding, there's a good chance he won't be tracking sand from the beach around the venue. During their hay day, Josh helped Ryan write Bleacher Report articles about fruit. Today, Josh helps Ryan write fantasy league notes for the three people in our league that actually read it. True class act.