Matron of Honor
Friend of the bride - est. 2016 Loves all things vintage and antiqued Her happy place is in the mountains
Best Man
Friend of the groom - est 2004 Has previously claimed Mike as a dependent on his taxes Saved Mike’s life from a chocolate chip cookie after administering the heimlich maneuver in high school
Matron of Honor
Friend of the bride - est. 2009 Loves the San Jose Sharks Has a Golden Retriever named Hank
Best Man
Friend of the groom - est 1999 Related to 2 US presidents: William and Benjamin Harrison Secretly good at karaoke
Bridesmaid
Friend of the bride - est. 2020 Loves everything sunny and bright Completed her first marathon in 2023
Groomsman
Friend of the groom - est 2004 Has trolled Mike in beer pong at least a dozen times Attended culinary school after high school
Bridesmaid
Sister in law of the bride - est. 2019 Favorite dessert is cheesecake Loves doing embroidery
Groomsman
Friend of the groom - est 1999 Learned how to operate a tractor before driving a car Once took a cross country road trip with Mike that led to many shenanigans worthy of a low budget film
Bridesmaid
Friend of the bride - est. 2018 Went to Western Colorado University on a basketball scholarship Is a gym teacher and coach at Sutter High School
Groomsman
Friend of the groom - est 1999 Half of the Potty Twins duo, after Coach Reynolds nicknamed him and Mike as Poop and Piss, respectively Favorite movie is The Sandlot