Maid of Honor
the ultimate parrotthead and tailgating queen. dreams about new haven pizza and dip top.
Best Man
can name any show tune, but can't tell you what the 'kids listen to these days'
Maid of Honor
will ask you to take a shot of jameson, if you say no, careful she may bite.
Best Man
ideal friday nights include a megabed with a nice romcom most likely sporting a new knee. honorable mention: lauda
Bridesmaid
may live across the pond, but can still break out in a choreographed dance to any song. pop, pop, spaghetti (iykyk).
Groomsman
ask him about guam. definitely has way cooler stories than you. you tried!
Bridesmaid
always up for a heckin' good time at a brewery and a game. will definitely beat you in said game. her laugh will make it better.
Groomsman
if the bills win a superbowl, you definitely will not see him streaking in buffalo... (highly unlikely though, go birds)
Bridesmaid
is a ~comedian~ even though the groom is at the butt-end of most of her jokes and tries to take them for his own. we all know bee is the og!
Groomsman
mike's energy source? literal air. if you're tired, go say hi to him.
Bridesmaid
will break out singing elton john or fleetwood mac at any given moment ~ and i guess that's why they call it the blues....
Groomsman
has the most contagious laugh ever. you can never be in a bad mood near him, especially if he's in charge of breakfast.
Bridesmaid
ask her why the maid of honor will bite if you say no to jameson. can sing word for word basically any song with the bride.
Groomsman
if you see him on the dance floor, ask him to do his “signature move.” we promise you’ll love it.
Bridesmaid
the ultimate “yes” girl. can rap any ja rule song and will say yes to a serenade any day… especially if it’s the bride doing celine dion.
Groomsman
don't let that rbf fool you, hes actually funny…. sometimes.
Flower Girl
favorite colors are pink and purple. if you’re not wearing pink or purple, she will judge you
Flower Girl
is really mad she’s not marrying Chris.
Officiant
the ultimate girl dad, reader, and golfer. extra thankful for the groom to go golf with when there’s 6+ girls and 3 guys on the holidays.