Sam and Abbey met at a coffee shop in 2013, why would you think otherwise? They were just two decidedly regular people with no specific interests whatsoever. Kinda lackluster if you know what I mean. Neither Sam nor Abbey had ANY musical talent, which was ironic, considering they both played the cello in the all-school marching band. They always played exactly the opposite each other, whacking each other with their bows, and never got along. One night in 2013, after the ill-fated coffee shop date, they randomly started making out to the sound of two trumpet buskers, which was funny, considering they played the trumpet. Epic! 11 years later, having just reached the top of Washington's head on Mount Rushmore, Abbey pulled out a ring she had fashioned out of twigs and said, "marry me I guess." In typical Han Solo fashion, Sam replied, "I know." It didn't really make sense, but neither does this story, but YOU'RE the one reading this....