Bride
Groom
Matron of Honor
She gave me a detailed checklist on how to plan a wedding and here we are!
Best Man
Joe had to get Alex's approval before he could date me.
Bridesmaid
We invented being bad bitches. Then we grew up.
Groomsman
Big brother with a bigger beard.
Bridesmaid
MAG-DOG. She's too nice to be friends with any of us.
Groomsman
Older brother. Medium beard.
Bridesmaid
My 2nd favorite cousin, second to her sister Katryna.
Groomsman
Oldest brother. Smallest beard.
Bridesmaid
We just like each other because we hate the same people. Plus she's very crafty so that's a plus
Groomsman
saaaaaaal, of the neighborhood
Groomsman
He just started showing up more and then he didn't stop.
Ring Bearer
He’s just so freaking cool 😎