Welcome To The Family Roastings
Hunter
Best Man
Hunter is a spunky 21 year old college student/musician who loves his hair and still lives with his parents. You can catch him watching anime at 3 in the morning. Hunter is a brother of Aimee’s
Emily
Bridesmaid
Emily is a 20 year old college student who would rather sleep till 2pm then go to class. You can catch her eating sushi or sitting on the couch crying to the note book. Emily is a sister of Aimee’s
Matthew
Groomsman
Matthew is a 18 year old hermit who has one of two emotions. You can catch him in his computer chair or in the shower for over an hour and 45 minutes. Matthew is a brother of Aimee’s
Samantha
Bridesmaid
Samantha is a 28 year old mother who sleeps every chance she can get. You can catch her in her recliner but you won’t ever catch her in the kitchen because what’s on the menu is chicken nuggets and more chicken nuggets. Samantha is a sister of Aimee’s
Ryan
Groomsman
Ryan is a 29 year old dog dad who works from home. You can catch him packing his dogs diaper bag or simply crying over red crayons. Ryan is a brother of Aimee’s
Tina
Mother of Aimee
Tina is a 52 year old mother of 3 who can’t eat gluten. You can catcher her complaining about the cold or starting a new Business every other month.
Patrick
Father of Aimee
Patrick is a 53 year old father of 5. He is retired but not retired after all he has to send 5 kids to college. You can catch him brewing his own whiskey in the basement or taking apart everything light fixture in the house to put on his truck.
Ed
Step father of Aimee
Ed is a 48 year old hunter and fisherman. I could say he doesn’t have emotions but then I’d be wrong because he gets pissed when you call him EJ. You can catch him outside hunting or you can catch him inside dreaming of hunting.
Hayley
Step mother of Aimee
Hayley is a 57 year old mother who talks to loud on the phone. You can catch her watching the bachelorette, cooking latkes for the whole town or out buying a new camper every season.
Chauntaull
Maid of Honor
Chauntaull is an opinionated soul, who is a stay at home mom. You can catch her watching murder mysteries only to scare herself or calculating her current due date so she knows when she can get pregnant again. Chauntaull is a sister of Virginias
Bruce
Groomsman
Bruce is a Plead the 5th kind of guy who won’t take either of his sisters sides when they’re at each other’s throat. You can catch Bruce playing to many video games or in the hospital from drinking cows milk straight from the cows utter. Bruce is a brother of Virginias
Jackie
Bridesmaid
Jackie is a proud member of the “Badass Moms Club” and is always happily recruiting new members. By day she takes care of her daycare kids and by night her own kids. So you can catch her knowing every line to every Disney movie and knowing every shape of chicken nuggets to ever be invented. Jackie is a cousin of Virginias
Greg
Groomsman
Gregory is a 25 year old computer nerd who was once forced to have painted nails and walk around in heals. You can catch Greg in one of two places, playing video games or on the phone all hours of the night with his wife who lives across the country. Greg is a cousin of Virginias