Wedding Party
Peyton Miller
The Bride
Strengths: Can cluck like a chicken, Only lost by 2 points once in a game of Caps against her dad, saves a ton of money on haircuts going once every 3-5 years Weakness: Thinks Nickelback is a good band
Tim Sorg
The Groom
Strengths: Pro cow breeder, could sleep through a nuclear bomb, has a fighting chance in a chocolate chip cookie bake-off against Sydney and Avery (Peyton's sisters/Bridesmaids) Weakness: Refuses to use cruise control driving on the interstate
Ali Hodel
Maid of Honor
Peyton's best friend since middle school Strengths: All-Ohio softball pitcher, has the prettiest eyes, could dance the wobble with her eyes closed Weakness: Can't remember whether or not she locked her car
Colton Tom
Best Man
Tim's best friend Strengths: Bull riding is on his resume, can out-drink anyone at the bar, has the best comebacks in arguments Weakness: Needs assistance reaching the top shelf at Walmart
Sydney Every
Bridesmaid
Peyton's younger sister Strengths: Makes a mean chocolate chip cookie, can sound like an elk with a snorkel and mask, could assemble anything from Ikea without directions Weakness: Has mild scoliosis
Robby Sorg
Groomsman
Tim's youngest brother Strengths: Walking/talking history book, can probably recite a whole war documentary, can do a mechanic’s job as a dairy farmer Weakness: Will argue that Die Hard truly is a Christmas movie
Avery Miller
Bridesmaid
Peyton's youngest sister Strengths: Can identify any species of fish or mosquito, knows all the words to every Mulan song, can belch the alphabet Weakness: Thinks belching the alphabet is cool
Joey Sorg
Groomsman
Tim's younger brother Strengths: Makes his own sweet tea, most likely to win a “best beard” contest, has been a Bengals fan since day 1 Weakness: Every time he buys tickets to the big game…his team loses
Mackenzie Bice
Bridesmaid
Peyton's stepsister Strengths: Strong swimmer, will be the one to say what everyone in the room is thinking, can pick up objects with her toes Weakness: Only likes sloppy joes if it's the tangy kind
Eric Riley
Groomsman
Tim's friend since biddy league basketball Strengths: Has that charm the ladies love, knows a good wine when he sees one, most likely to be the life of the party Weakness: May take 3 weeks to respond to your text
Monica Crossley
Bridesmaid
Peyton's youngest stepsister Strengths: holds a record for most unique pet names, makes the best vegan cakes, most likely to get a standing ovation on the karaoke stage Weakness: would not be able to choose her favorite Squishmallow pillow in a house fire
Josh Anders
Groomsman
Tim's friend - the one who didn't go to West Muskingum Strengths: Professional mover, the one who can drink Black Widows at the bar, drives a Ford Weakness: Went to WVU