Groom
This goob is the goobertist of all the goobs. I met him in 2015. We started dating in 2017. We made it through Covid and here we are. On a more serious note, he’s my favorite person and I’m so excited to explore the ridiculosity of life with him.
Bride
In 2017, she told me she was going for a walk. I asked if I could join her. She eventually said “yes”. We’re still wandering around together to this day.