On a cold December afternoon, in a crowded theatre, a question was asked, a wall had fell, and a knife was thrust. On that day Matt and Jess had drama club. Matt asked Jess if she could step aside for a moment. He then asked her, "Will you go out with me?" She replied, "Where?" Matthew was expecting a yes or no, he had not prepared for this scenario. Rephrasing he asked, "No, I mean do you want to date me?" Excitedly Jess answered, "yes!" They then walked away from each other. Ten minutes later Jess walked over to Matt and asked, "So... we're dating right?" Matt replied, "I think so." Jess said, "Cool." They then went to stage crew together holding hands. During stage crew Matt was holding up a wall that was being screwed into place. Next to him Jess was sitting on the floor using a boxcutter to cut out pieces for the set. One of the other people holding the wall up left suddenly to go get food and the wall on their side started fall down. It was going to crush Jess, Matt had to act fast. He moved to the middle of the wall and went to grab it by the windowsill. At the same time Jess went to place her boxcutter on the windowsill right where Matt was placing his hand and stabbed him! Blood spewed everywhere! (not really) But luckily Matthew still managed to stop the wall from falling. On that day Matt saved Jess from being crushed to death by a thin wall made of linoleum and Jess had stabbed him. It was happily ever after. The END.