Bride
Can’t ride a bike.
Groom
Maid of Honor
Also can’t ride a bike. Do we see a pattern here?
Best Man
I am a published author.
Bridesmaid
Struggles on bikes.
Groomsman
He is actually James' real honey.
Bridesmaid
Got peer pressured into tripping at the March Madness sweet sixteen in front of an entire arena full of people.
Groomsman
Averages 47 words spoken per day.
Bridesmaid
Can’t wait to retire and become a crossing guard.
Groomsman
Keeps bison meat in business.
Bridesmaid
Ask her about serving a volleyball in Devaney.
Groomsman
Would sell his soul for a Titans Super Bowl.
Bridesmaid
Once I make my move, then you’re free to check the king.
Groomsman
His typical day: lift, drink, and lift some more.
Bridesmaid
Went to winter formal with James, was 2 feet taller than him.
Groomsman
Only known Raiders fan left.
Bridesmaid
Only granddaughter to receive a fur coat from Mommom. Favoritism?
Groomsman
Can do a magic trick; when playing basketball, he can make his left hand disappear.
Bridesmaid
Ask her about why she has shoulder problems.
Groomsman
Got hit in the head as a kid, and now is a Cowboys fan because of it. He's never recovered.
Bridesmaid
Busted for giving her cats too much screen time.
Groomsman
Has been voted "nerd of the family" for 17 years straight.
Flower Girl
Adam Sandler is that you?
Ring Bearer
Flower Girl
Neighbors? More like family.
Ring Bearer
Flower Girl
I know the sign language alphabet.
Ring Bearer
Mother of the Bride
Mother of the Groom
Father of the Bride
Father of the Groom
Grandmother of the Bride
Grandmother of the Groom
Officiant
I was featured in the opening scene in the movie “Dust Nuggets” which was shown Netflix.