You're invited to our wedding! (Don't worry, there will be an open bar.)

Danielle and Tayler met online, and then Danielle invited Tayler over to meet all 17 of her friends on the first date. They continued to see each other after that, and conveniently by the third date, Tayler's apartment flooded. This forced not only Tayler, but her two extra large (shout out to Great Danes) dogs to become squatters in a house that wasn't yet theirs. Once Danielle survived this trial by fire the two became inseparable, and the rest is history. Moral of the story always flood your house on the third date.