Best Man
This is how he looks in every picture he has ever taken. We call him the responsible one because he’s always on time and drives like a grandma. Connor and I have been together since middle school shooting each other with pellet guns and playing Runescape. Ladies here is one hunk of a man, you better catch him while you can!! Fun fact: He is also the only person to ever sue me.
Groomsman
He’s the social one. If I’m ever bored and want to drive 100 miles to go eat at 10:00pm on a Monday night, Trey is the one to call. He regrets it every time but is always down the very next day. Fun Fact: His mother roasted him and his dad when she met other Trey and figured out his name was much cooler than Charles Eudel
Groomsman
Trey is the fun one. I’m making him come into town a day early for the wedding because he can’t show up on time to anything to save his life. He’s a tobacco packing, beer drinking, animal hunting, red blooded American. If you get into an argument with him you’re automatically a liberal and you hate America. That’s just how it is. Fun Fact: Ladies, he’s really a softie, and loves to cook for you.
Groomsman
Brandon is the worker. It doesn’t matter if you’re stranded 1000 miles away in a blizzard. This guy will come help you get home. It doesn’t matter who you are, he is your best friend because that’s just who he is. When we first met within 2 days we decided it’d be a good idea to hold hands while pooping and the rest is history. Fun Fact: He has a bad problem of falling asleep at odd times and it’s hilarious.