Marriage Story

Vinny and Stephanie met deep in the Himalayan Mountains, searching for yetis to extract their blood (which we all know contains fountain-of-youth-like properties). Trouncing through the snow, Vinny fell into a two hundred foot deep crevasse, hooting and hollering all the way to the bottom. When he finally regained consciousness, he spied a dark-haired beauty. Finally he found the Yeti! In his grogginess- he wrestled the Yeti to the ground, and valiantly thrust his arm in the air, needle in hand, and exclaimed, "Hark! I'm ready to live forever!" His consciousness, finally clear from the fall, he saw that this Yeti was no Yeti at all! "Do my eyes deceive me?" he asked "Or hath God sent an angel down from heaven?" He was looking at Stephanie's trusty bulldog, Zuul. "Don't touch my dog, you creep!" Stephanie exclaimed, hitting Vinny on the head with a rolling pin. When Vinny finally regained consciousness, his wallet had been stolen, and the rest is history.