Matron of Honor
best friend of the bride for over a decade, the gardening queen, was recently married to Austin and has a dog child named Walter
Bridesmaid
here for a good time not a long time, her dog’s biggest fan, birthday is on 9/11
Bridesmaid
late to everything except the airport, avid swiftie, cannot lick her elbow
Bridesmaid
full of dad jokes, professional beach bum, always every dogs favorite
Bridesmaid
best dinner date, travel planner, most likely to steal Rachel from Anthony
Bridesmaid
is a mom to two fur babies, likes to cook and post it on her food instagram, is obsessed with Friends
Junior Bridesmaid
Best Man
cannot see or hear anything to save his life, allegedly taught Chuck Norris how to do a roundhouse kick, is an IT nerd
Groomsman
has 2 different colored eyes, thought everyone whistled by sucking in air not blowing out, and has a pet cockroach
Groomsman
avid golfer, is the grill master of the group, bourbon connoisseur
Groomsman
survived riding in a plane flown by the groom, favorite TV show is Seinfeld, and has a legendary whiskey obsession
Groomsman
likes to party, loves Star Wars, reads comics
Groomsman
likes long walks on the beach, is forklift certified, may or may not be on an FBI watchlist