Victoria & Evan
Wedding Party
Victoria Shure
Bride
-Was described as "vicious" during a school debate on whether Backstreet Boys or N*SYNC was better -Wholeheartedly agrees with Michael Buble's corn eating strategy -Was given a business card by Santa Claus while he was on vacation at the Jersey shore- still has it to this day
Evan Muthig
Groom
- Convinced his entire group of high school theater friends that he was a Canadian immigrant for three years - Attempted (and failed) a 72 oz. Steak Challenge at the age of 11 - Once got a cease and desist letter for the U.S. Department of Justice for excessive Limewire usage
Victoria Baird
Maid of Honor
-Once lost her tire and was driving on her rim on the Long Island Expressway (LIE) -Is pregnant with a baby girl -Got stuck in a tree and the fire department had to come to remove her
Billy Maier
Best Man
- A college professor once felt physically threatened by his angry stare - Has visited a statue of Robert Moses solely for the purpose of yelling at Robert Moses - Misspelled his own name on a state exam in fourth grade
Colleen Colwell
Bridesmaid
- Convinced a boy for a whole summer that she and Victoria were twins - Has moved once a year- EVERY YEAR- since 2011 - Has visited Florida every other year since birth
Colin Muthig
Groomsman
- Spent an entire shift of work filming a trailer for a mock Jason Statham movie - Has purchased Hungarian Mallomars on the dark web - Emptied out an entire house party while playing an experimental noise set in druid costume
Marie Pierce
Bridesmaid
- Believes picking her nose should be socially acceptable - Was mistaken for Emma Stone in a Manhattan gay club - Once shared deli meat with Heidi Klum in a King Kullen
Mike Kaucky
Groomsman
- Due to poor understanding and a refusal of refund, ended up traveling to Paris, Texas instead of Paris, France - Started a prank war which escalated to the point that the police were summoned due to perceived gang violence - Once had the Latin roots of the word "Companion" explained to him by Jason Schwartzman
Hally Cohen
Bridesmaid
- Drives a bus - Has known Victoria since middle school - Has two mini Golden Doodles
Elliot Celan
Groomsman
- Saved someone from Bahamian jail - Auditioned for the children's show "Out of the Box" - Has never visited the Chrysler Building, despite a lifetime of New York City living
Shannon Muthig
Bridesmaid
- Met Adam Sandler a day before his infamous "Long Island IHOP" TikTok appearance - Willingly burned her hand on an outdoor lightbulb - Almost had an opportunity to meet James VanDerBeek via his 3rd cousin
Kenny Schick
Groomsman
- Prefers to swim with socks on - Was a voice actor in an indie video game - Has a small fridge for meat experiments
Petey Shure-Penguin
Ring Bearer
- Once ate two full White Castle Crave Cases on a dare from a polar bear - Has been banned from the city of Columbus, Ohio - Go-to Karaoke song is Three Dog Night's "Black and White"