Maid of Honor
Friend from middle school Most likely to be my roommate in a nursing home
Bridesmaid
Friend from elementary school Most likely to live a luxury life by being the vet for all of my fur-babies
Bridesmaid
Friend from undergrad at Temple, enemies from high school ;) Most likely to be that couple that becomes known at Ariano happy hour for eating/drinking too much
Bridesmaid
Friend from OT graduate school Most likely to steal my future children
Bridesmaid
Friend from OT graduate school Most likely to bench press more than Robbie
Bridesmaid
Became friends from her fiancé Most likely to beat someone up with me
Bridesmaid
Former co-worker at Family Pet Resort Most likely to open a dog rescue or dog hotel with
Bridesmaid
Friends since middle school Most likely to bail me out of jail and then be the bartender at my release party
Bridesman
Friend from high school Most likely to be my accomplice in a grocery store robbery of chips and chicken fingers & get away with it
Ring Bearer
Most likely to out eat Kobayashi in a hot dog eating contest
Flower Girl
Most likely to steal the kiss at the ceremony, and then sleep through the reception
Best Man
Penncrest football teammate, brother from another mother Most likely to split an entire case of Bud Light Seltzers while watching 30 for 30 documentaries and/or 90s attitude era WWF matches.
Best Man
Dickinson football teammate & college roommate Most likely to co-host a podcast covering Philly and Boston sports, current events, and men's lifestyle entitled: Cheesesteaks n' Chowda™.
Groomsman
Penncrest football teammate Most likely to remove his cap and stand next to me while the national anthem plays...in either of our living rooms.
Groomsman
Dickinson football teammate & college roommate Most likely to make me laugh while I'm standing at the altar...or any other major life event.
Groomsman
Penncrest wrestling teammate Most likely to get us kicked out of a hotel due to having a full fledged wrestling match/battle royale to settle an argument.
Groomsman
Craft beer drinking partner & sidekick in raid on Harpers Ferry Most likely to get our own show on the Travel Channel that explores/highlights local craft beer, history, and culture.
Groomsman
OG friend from elementary school Most likely to go in on Phillies season tickets with me and start up our own fan section in the bleeders. (Andrew's McKitchen? The Bryce Boys? Hoskins' Homies? Suggestions appreciated.)
Usher
Friend from high school Most likely to help you up when you've fallen down...and refill your empty hand with a beer.
Usher
Friend from elementary school Most likely to warm you with his smile...and bring his own 12-pack of Coors even though the wedding will be an open bar.
Dog Bearer
Friend from middle school Most likely to grill up the best eats you’ve ever had while making you laugh til it hurts.
Dog Bearer
Friend from college Most likely to out drink the entire wedding party...and convince the band to mix in a Kid Rock song.