Maid of Honor
Emily’s best friend since day 0. Keeper of Emily’s sanity and only person on this planet who can make Emily burst into laughter mid-sob.
Maid of Honor
Emily’s other best friend (just a few years behind) and the family comedian who keeps everyone on their toes. Guaranteed to weigh in on your skin care routine during cocktail hour.
Best Man
Moved in to Matt's freshman year room three weeks late and they've been partners in crime ever since. Dependably unpredictable and committed to his most recent shtick with a passion that Matt can't help but respect. Now he hides amongst the corn in Iowa.
Groomswoman and Officiant
Gabby and Matt met in Pitt's fencing club originally barely acquaintances, but when Matt's previous relationship ended Gabby was among the small group of fencers that had his back. Always dependable to set Matt straight even if it's not what he wants to hear. Most likely to be be salsa dancing like a pro.
Bridesmaid
Emily’s best friend since kindergarten, which also happens to be the last time she and Emily were in the same height percentile. Former professional player of Pretty Pretty Princess, turned superstar dog mom.
Bridesmaid
Moved in next door to the Goldbergs in 1999 and there was no turning back for these best friends. Her attention to detail while playing either The Sims or with Build-a-Bears impressed (or scared) even a young Emily, and her wit and compassion keep Emily coming back for more.
Groomsman
A sweet cinnamon bun too pure for this world. Matt's sophomore year roommate and the only man Matt has met that giggles in his sleep. Identify him by his voluptuous beard.
Bridesmaid
Introduced to each other through their older sisters and bonded over their love for dogs, Emily and Jaimie have been best friends since they were 6 years old. May or may not have choreographed a dance to Geri Halliwell’s “It's Raining Men” with Emily in 10th grade gym class. May or may not demonstrate said moves on the dance floor come wedding day.
Bridesmaid
Locked eyes with Emily in Towers Lobby at the University of Pittsburgh during freshman orientation week and the rest of this best friendship is history. Emily’s most favorite travel buddy (ugh take us back to Mykonos) and biggest hype girl. Most likely to require x-rays during wedding weekend.
Groomsman
Matt was introduced to Phil when he became collateral damage in the midst of a Febreeze war between Bacil and Phil early into freshman year at Pitt. Since then, these three grew close and were repeated roommates. Time has not been enough to end their shenanigans.
Bridesmaid
Bonded through busting up freshman dorm parties when they met as resident assistants, Jess has been Emily’s soul mate since Junior year. Will always say “yes” to any plan Emily suggests based purely on the fact that they will get time together, including meet ups in Bedford PA in the long distance phase of their friendship. Candle connoisseur who might be caught sniffing pillar candles at the wedding out of sheer habit.
Bridesmaid
Sometime during Emily’s clinical fellowship in speech language pathology, Laura went from mentor to best friend. She’s the first person to boost Emily up and support her crazy ideas and plans. Per Cannoli gives the best tummy rubs. Won’t palpate your swallow during the wedding but is actively diagnosing you.
Groomsman
Matt's brother, formerly Matt's arch-nemesis. Best Super Smash Brothers Melee player in New Zealand. Frustratingly (for Matt) remains a quarter-inch taller than Matt.
Bridesmaid
Matt’s little sister and Emily’s friend and confidant; there is no girl’s girl quite like Alexa! Crochet and latke-making queen and Emily’s favorite hiking buddy on family trips. Very likely to make you a soul-moving playlist on Spotify upon request.
Bridesmaid
A dime inside and out, Emily and Caroline bonded in the pit of their most cringe-worthy adolescent years and have been inseparable since. Since graduating high school, they have shared many life-changing adventures together, such as hiking and snow trekking in Montana, mingling at Walmart in the depths of West Virginia, surviving a single frat party arm in arm, and a rogue ER visit.
Best Cat
Dog of Honor