Wedding Party
Jackie Brown
Maid of Honor
Introducing Jackie Brown, the lifelong sidekick to the bride since the days of questionable fashion choices and cringe-worthy school moments. Their friendship has weathered the storm of awkward phases and survived it all, making Jackie practically family. Choosing Jackie as the Maid of Honor is like securing a ticket to a comedy show of inside jokes and embarrassing tales. Her role is sealed because she holds the map to all the closet skeletons, and she's sworn to secrecy (or so the bride hopes). Here's to Jackie, the friend who has witnessed the bride's best, worst, and everything in between. Let the wedding shenanigans commence!
Logan Schroder
Best Man
Meet Logan Schroder, the groom's partner-in-crime from high school. Their friendship is a story of laughs, mischief, and surviving questionable decisions together. Logan isn't just the Best Man; he's the guy who shared the chaos of high school with the groom. Choosing him for the role brings a piece of their hilarious history into the wedding celebration. Here's to Logan, the Best Man who turns the wedding into a funny moment of past mischief and inside jokes.
Abbey Opland
Matron of Honor
Allow me to introduce you to the fabulous Abbey Opland, who's not just a sister-in-law but an honorary member of the bride's shenanigans squad. She didn't just marry into the family; she willingly signed up for a lifetime of being the bride's partner in crime. Choosing Abbey as the Matron of Honor was pretty easy, as she's been there for the good, the bad, and the embarrassingly awkward moments. Her role involves not just standing by the bride's side but also being the go-to person for last-minute freak-outs and laughter therapy sessions. Let the bad inside jokes and wedding madness begin! P.S. Abbey, don't forget to bring the llama! -Kaitlyn
Matt Opland
Groomsman
Meet Matt Opland, the brides' oldest brother and the self-proclaimed "Guardian of Embarrassing Childhood Stories." His role in the wedding party isn't just about family duty; it's an opportunity to showcase his award-winning eye-roll-inducing jokes and legendary county song singing. Matt brings a unique blend of " jokes" and an ability to turn any situation into a sitcom. As the brides' oldest brother, his presence is both a source of wisdom and the guy who still remembers that cringe-worthy childhood moment. Choosing Matt for the groomsmen lineup is like inviting the family comedian to the celebration. With him, get ready for a wedding party that not only celebrates love but also includes a healthy dose of sibling humor. Here's to Matt, the brides' oldest brother and groomsman who adds laughter and family charm to the festivities!
Heather Johnson
Bridesmaid
Once upon a time, in the bustling world of office of 2 counties local animal shelters, Heather and Kaitlyn met and instantly clicked. Bonding over their shared love for dogs and their mutual dislike for regular people, they became fast friends faster than you can say "fetch." Their phone calls are epic marathons of chatter and laughter, lasting longer than a Netflix binge on a rainy day. From dissecting the latest reality drama from everyday life, to sharing embarrassing stories, they cover it all. And here's the kicker: Heather claimed she was as bad at bowling as a penguin on ice skates. But when the girls group hit the lanes, she surprised everyone with her hidden talent, bowling like a pro. Their friendship was a whirlwind of laughter, support, and inside jokes, making every moment together feel like a party. So here's to Heather and Kaitlyn, the ultimate dynamic duo, the unbeatable pair, the friendship goals we all aspire to.
Tyler Opland
Groomsman
Meet Tyler Opland, the brides' middle brother and the wedding party's resident "Sultan of Sarcasm." His role isn't just about being family; it's about bringing a touch of wit, a dose of dry humor, and a suitcase full of travel stories. Tyler is the person who can turn even the most mundane conversation into a clever, sarcastic remark, leaving everyone simultaneously amused and questioning reality. As the brides' middle brother, he's not just a groomsman; he's the one who is getting roped into helping make any crafty project Kaitlyn asks for. Choosing Tyler for the groomsmen lineup is like inviting a stand-up comedian with a Ph.D. in sarcasm and jokes. Here's to Tyler, the brides' brother and groomsman who adds a hilariously touch to the festivities!
Ahslee Garbers
Bridesmaid
Meet Ashlee Garbers, the bride's youngest brother's girlfriend who's not just a bridesmaid, but a sidekick in crime with a knack for keeping things funny. She's got this unique talent for turning any situation into a something funny, and you can't help but laugh along. What makes Ashlee so awesome is not just her sense of humor but also her ability to wear anything cow print and 100% pull it off! With her, the wedding party becomes a riot of fun, friends, and laughter. Here's to Ashlee, the bridesmaid who brings humor and good vibes to the celebration!
Kyle Opland
Groomsman
Meet Kyle Opland, the brides' youngest brother. His role isn't just about being family; it's about turning the celebration into a "wait a minute, where is Kyle?" and laughter-filled gathering. Kyle is the guy who can effortlessly break the ice with a well-timed joke or a contagious burst of laughter. As the brides' youngest brother, he's not just a groomsman; he's the one who brings a smile to and a funny story to everyone. Choosing Kyle for the groomsmen lineup is like ensuring the wedding is a serious-free zone. With him, get ready for a celebration that's filled with smiles, and many goofy moments. Here's to Kyle, the groomsman who adds a funny and outgoing touch to the festivities!
Kinsley Opland
Flower Girl
Meet Kinsley Opland, the daughter of Matt and Abbey Opland. She is the wedding's smallest but sassiest VIP and the niece of the bride. At the grand age of 1, her role isn't about walking or throwing flowers; it's about ruling the ceremony with her adorable charm and bit of sass. Kinsley is the tiny boss with a talent for stealing the spotlight without taking a single step. As the niece of the bride, she's not just a flower girl; she's the pint-sized CEO of Cuteness Incorporated, turning the ceremony into a board meeting of giggles, and irresistibly funny expressions. Choosing Kinsley for the role is like appointing the youngest executive to oversee joy distribution at the wedding. With her, the ceremony becomes a laugh-out-loud celebration of love. Here's to Kinsley, the tiniest comedian-in-training who adds a dash of humor and adorable mischief to the festivities!
Rhett Opland
Ring Bearer
Meet Rhett Opland, son of Matt and Abbey Opland. He is the wedding's smallest superhero and the guy tasked with guarding the precious rings. At the ripe age of 3, his role isn't just about carrying bling; it's about unleashing a wave of adorable chaos on the ceremony. Rhett is the life of the party for sure has the biggest personality. As the nephew of the bride, he's not just a ring bearer; he's the little mischief-maker who turns the aisle into his own runway, complete with infectious giggles. Choosing Rhett for the role is like inviting a pint-sized comedian to the wedding. With him, get ready for a ceremony that's not just about vows, but also about uncontrollable laughter and heart-melting cuteness. Here's to Rhett, one of the smallest members of the wedding party who brings big laughs and joy to the festivities!
Nancy Opland
Mother of the Bride
Meet Nancy Opland, the bride's beacon of love and selflessness, and the Disney World enthusiast at the heart of the wedding. Her role isn't just about supporting her daughter; it's about endless love, and secretly spreading the magic of Disney. Nancy is the woman with a heart as big as Cinderella's castle and a laugh that can rival Goofy's. As the mother of the bride, she's not just present; she's the one who can multitask her way through any chaos, all while spreading love and humor. Having Nancy there means having a touch of Disney magic at the wedding. Get ready for a celebration that's not just about saying "I do" but also about sharing laughs, love, and maybe a sprinkle of pixie dust!
Aaron Opland
Father of the Bride
Meet Aaron Opland, the the fantastic and loving father of the bride. His role isn't just about walking his daughter down the aisle; it's about sharing a lifetime of warm hugs, simple joys, and being an all-around awesome dad. Aaron has played a key in Kaitlyn's life and has helped her become the person she is today. He is always there when haVing a bad day and makes sure that everyone's needs are met before his own. He knows just how to make everyone smile. As a dairy farmer and the father of the bride, he's not just walking her down the aisle; he's the dad who has instilled a passion for animals and kindness in his daughter. He has always been one to support his kids' dreams and goals. Having Aaron around means having the ultimate farmer's heart at the wedding. Get ready for a ceremony that's not just about saying "I do" but also about sharing the values of love, and care. Here's to Aaron, the amazing dairy farmer dad who keeps it simple, kind, and full of love at the wedding!
Kelly Mayer
Mother of the Groom
Kelly, the groom's mom; she's a beacon of kindness. With a heart as big as her smile and a knack for making everyone feel like family, Kelly is the epitome of grace and hospitality. A true nurturer at heart, Kelly's love knows no bounds. Whether she's offering a listening ear or comforting advice, she's always there to lend support and spread joy. With a talent for turning even the simplest moments into cherished memories, Kelly brings a sense of warmth and tranquility to every gathering. So here's to Kelly, the heart and soul of the family, whose love and light shine bright on this joyous occasion!
Jason Mayer
Father of the Groom
Welcome to the page dedicated to the man, the myth, the legend: Jason, the groom's dad! Jason is more than just a proud father; he's the life of the party and the glue that holds the family together. Jason brings a sense of adventure to every occasion. Jason's enthusiasm is unmatched. He's the kind of guy who turns every mishap into a hilarious story and every gathering into a memorable event. Whether he's cracking jokes, sharing his wisdom, or simply enjoying the festivities, Jason's presence adds an extra dose of joy to any celebration. So here's to the man of the hour, the groom's dad who's always up for an adventure and never fails to bring a smile to everyone's face!